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Title: Look out below!
Post by: Cable on May 10, 2012, 11:42:11 AM
So today at school, I was in the gym with some others. One guy was kicking a soccer ball around, and it flew up towards the ceiling and knocked one of the lights down. First the glass lens part fell, which smashed on the floor. Then the outer metal cone thing fell which made a really loud crash. So yeah, kid got yelled at and has to pay for a new light.

It kinda looked like this:
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SCMd2RZJL._indoor-ceiling-light_.jpg)

Post stupid shit kids do at your school.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Rbn on May 10, 2012, 11:45:50 AM
So people have to pay for accidents, Nice o.o...
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Cable on May 10, 2012, 11:46:28 AM
I don't think it was an accident.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Osme on May 10, 2012, 11:46:48 AM
Its not his fault though. Those lights are designed to be rugged and take abuse. Its their fault they clearly didnt install it correctly.
Fuck school officials :l
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Rbn on May 10, 2012, 11:53:18 AM
Thats what im saying lol... I do not know why he has to pay for it :C.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Apie2 on May 10, 2012, 11:54:39 AM
Di- di- did you bury the lamp? Or can we still save him?
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Cable on May 10, 2012, 11:55:38 AM
Thats what im saying lol... I do not know why he has to pay for it :C.
I think he deserves the punishment. The light was loose for a long time and he knew it. Every day a teacher says "Don't hit that light".
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ٶȻhriʂ on May 10, 2012, 11:57:18 AM
accident?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FynbB3DMAu0/T2nrt8EK5dI/AAAAAAAAGZM/MmuyGZdvwkY/s320/Trollface+soccer+ball.jpg)

I think not...
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Osme on May 10, 2012, 12:00:14 PM
I think he deserves the punishment. The light was loose for a long time and he knew it. Every day a teacher says "Don't hit that light".
Thats like saying try not to fall. Then yelling at him for being a horrible person when he trips over the crap you are throwing at his feet.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Rbn on May 10, 2012, 12:05:22 PM
ooooo He did on purpose? JAIL HIM, BAN FROM SCHOOL, 9000 USD PAYMENT Kthx, Case Closed.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Rocket50 on May 10, 2012, 12:08:05 PM
I think he deserves the punishment. The light was loose for a long time and he knew it. Every day a teacher says "Don't hit that light".

If it was an accident, and the ball just happened to hit the light then no, your school is dildos.

Otherwise, yeah, he deserved it
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 10, 2012, 12:12:04 PM
Idk they should have fixed the light lol. Those things are supposed to be able to get hit by shit, like Deg said.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 10, 2012, 12:29:00 PM
Write the girls' bathroom's wall with shit.

Break every single toilet seat.

Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 10, 2012, 12:37:42 PM
Climb scaffoldings.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on May 10, 2012, 01:03:42 PM
Write the girls' bathroom's wall with shit.

Break every single toilet seat.

And you know this because...

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I did recently do something pretty stupid though, I was walking across our cafeteria to my table when I took this big ass bite of my apple and all the juice from it just squirted all over this chicks face sitting down, I was so embarrassed. xD
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 10, 2012, 01:38:13 PM
Hm well I wouldn't say it was stupid but it did leave an impression on me. This guy hopped up on his table during lunch with a bouquet of flowers and yelled for everyones attentions. He then proceeded in reading this poem and bending down giving the flowers and telling this girl how much he loved her and asked her to prom. I was just like "SHHIIIIIT MAN."

That would make a nice love story.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on May 10, 2012, 02:44:32 PM
Oh my god, I used to do the stupidest shit.

I can't type it now but I'd get in trouble so often.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Cake Faice on May 10, 2012, 02:49:45 PM
80% of the time I take a piss in the bathroom, a special ed kid has to come into the stall next to me, make a bunch of fart sounds with his buddies and laugh extremely loud like a nutjob. It wasn't until recently the kid started to play in the toilet water. I know he can't help it but, god damn. A few months ago some kid spread fecal matter on one of the stall walls.

Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 10, 2012, 02:55:52 PM
80% of the time I take a piss in the bathroom, a special ed kid has to come into the stall next to me, make a bunch of fart sounds with his buddies and laugh extremely loud like a nutjob. It wasn't until recently the kid started to play in the toilet water. I know he can't help it but, god damn. A few months ago some kid spread fecal matter on one of the stall walls.
LOL'D
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on May 10, 2012, 02:57:39 PM
80% of the time I take a piss in the bathroom, a special ed kid has to come into the stall next to me, make a bunch of fart sounds with his buddies and laugh extremely loud like a nutjob. It wasn't until recently the kid started to play in the toilet water. I know he can't help it but, god damn. A few months ago some kid spread fecal matter on one of the stall walls.
Why did I laugh so hard? ;-;
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 10, 2012, 03:00:37 PM
Basically the special-ed kids in my school just sit awkwardly in the middle of the stairs or hallways while their caretakers allow them to get trampled, or for people to trip all over them.
Or they awkwardly say hi like you're their friend or something... which happened to my brother who dresses all black gothish and shit... and I lol'd.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 10, 2012, 03:02:27 PM
School would really be laughing if it fell on his head
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Cake Faice on May 10, 2012, 03:07:53 PM
Basically the special-ed kids in my school just sit awkwardly in the middle of the stairs or hallways while their caretakers allow them to get trampled, or for people to trip all over them.
Or they awkwardly say hi like you're their friend or something... which happened to my brother who dresses all black gothish and shit... and I lol'd.
The special-ed kids here are a major, major burden upon the school. They cause commotions at lunch, attempt to stop the whole school from using the word "retard", plowing through crowds of students at a time...

It makes you want to shove your foot up the nearest Liberal's ass and have them put into their own privately funded education programs.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Purple on May 10, 2012, 03:26:47 PM
HELLO EVERYONE

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Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 10, 2012, 03:33:36 PM
HELLO EVERYONE

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Damnit Purpal. What the hell were you thinking?
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on May 10, 2012, 03:38:43 PM
HELLO EVERYONE

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Wow what, lol.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 10, 2012, 03:46:07 PM
HELLO EVERYONE

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...Wow LOL.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 10, 2012, 04:08:06 PM
The special-ed kids here are a major, major burden upon the school. They cause commotions at lunch, attempt to stop the whole school from using the word "retard", plowing through crowds of students at a time...

It makes you want to shove your foot up the nearest Liberal's ass and have them put into their own privately funded education programs.
the ones here do not cause problems because the teachers actually try to control them.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 10, 2012, 04:56:30 PM
Marie, I know about it because why the fuck wouldn't the entire school know about the girls' bathroom being written in shit from wall to wall.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 10, 2012, 05:00:04 PM
Marie, I know about it because why the fuck wouldn't the entire school know about the girls' bathroom being written in shit from wall to wall.
Frank blends in.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Samo on May 10, 2012, 05:12:12 PM
You know how you have those try-hard braindeads in your classes who always say the dumbest comments about everything. I got a whole group of them in my class. A couple of years ago, they pissed me off so badly, saying things like "is the boat that the Australian soldiers getting on the Titanic?" and "Did they have iPhones before federation?" The sad thing was, they didn't even intend joke and they will never realize what the rest of us are actually laughing at.
After a few more completely stupid questions, I got angry as fuck and decided to have one of my rage-rants. It went along the lines of:
-How do you live, being that stupid?
-Is there anything beneath those thick skulls of yours
-13 years old and has the mental capacity of a 2 year old
Stuff like that for a couple of minutes. I was clapped off by everyone else, even the teacher. I was very happy, I only got a lunchtime detention and also, I was moved to a smarter class for 2011. Ever since that day they are frightened of me. It was a risky move but it shut them up for the following few weeks. I got what I wanted and those pricks learn't their lesson. Hehehe.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on May 10, 2012, 05:29:29 PM
caretakers

They're called TARD-WRANGLERS, Sabb. Not that stupid libertard term.
Anyways, oh god my HS has a million tards. It's unbelievable. I'll share some stories.

1) There is this one black tard who looks like a thumb, he stood up from the tard table and started flipping the fuck out, yelling and gesturing like he was trying to bitch out a ghost.
2) I was sitting in a garden table once and this one normally happy (as in he skips around the school singing to himself and shit) autist suddenly sits down at the table and just looks super sad. I move to the other side with my friend and we're both speechless as he sits there, in his own little melancholy sphere. I could imagine taking a picture and the background would be grayscaled, only his figure colored. Then suddenly he gets up and gallops (like a horse) away, happy again.
3) Another autist is always walking in circles around one of the buildings, always darting his head to a corner or to sudden movement in a look of unmitigated terror. Me and my lunch friend made the theory that his parents keep a man-eating lion in a cage, and tell him that the lion only hunts for his scent and they let it out every day ten minutes after he leaves the house.
4) A friend of mine was in the bathroom once when an autist walks in, paces for a minute, and starts repeatedly shouting "SHADOW THE HEDGHEHOG" in this quick voice for a good three minutes.
5) My lunch friend's friend was changing in the bathrooms for P.E. once when the whole Tard brigade walks in. One goes into the stall next to him, and starts trying to grab his clothes from under the stall. This guy starts trying to pull his clothes back (tards have tard strength) when suddenly more hands reach out, each pair trying to grab a bookbag or shirt or other article of clothing. I told him I would've started stepping on the feet out of fear.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 10, 2012, 05:48:46 PM
You know how you have those try-hard braindeads in your classes who always say the dumbest comments about everything. I got a whole group of them in my class. A couple of years ago, they pissed me off so badly, saying things like "is the boat that the Australian soldiers getting on the Titanic?" and "Did they have iPhones before federation?" The sad thing was, they didn't even intend joke and they will never realize what the rest of us are actually laughing at.
After a few more completely stupid questions, I got angry as fuck and decided to have one of my rage-rants. It went along the lines of:
-How do you live, being that stupid?
-Is there anything beneath those thick skulls of yours
-13 years old and has the mental capacity of a 2 year old
Stuff like that for a couple of minutes. I was clapped off by everyone else, even the teacher. I was very happy, I only got a lunchtime detention and also, I was moved to a smarter class for 2011. Ever since that day they are frightened of me. It was a risky move but it shut them up for the following few weeks. I got what I wanted and those pricks learn't their lesson. Hehehe.
Being unintelligent doesn't make you a prick. Sounds more like the opposite party tbh...

And Seb... the fuck? lmao
Fucking lol at the last one. god damn
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 10, 2012, 06:17:42 PM
I remember in Jr. High I was having a conversation with someone and this 'special' kid walked into the middle of it and shoved us apart and grunted.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Rocket50 on May 10, 2012, 06:36:28 PM
I remember having this one really overweight special ed kid in our flight during basic survival. We were doing a lesson on plant edibility testing and one plant we were told was safe to eat was the maple leaf. So I plucked one off a tree, and was about to take a bite when the guy scream at me "NO, DONT DO THAT!!!!!!", "YOULL DIE!!!!"

For some reason I decided to be an asshole and shoved the leaf into my mouth to see his reaction. The guy then clocked me a new one on the side of my face.

Worst idea ever.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Samo on May 10, 2012, 09:07:57 PM
Being unintelligent doesn't make you a prick. Sounds more like the opposite party tbh...

And Seb... the fuck? lmao
Fucking lol at the last one. god damn
My bad. I didn't fill it in. Those people are the ones who do vandalism, stealing, graffiti, you know the type. One of them does and deals weed now. His life has been ruined, the cops are on to him.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 11, 2012, 07:17:15 AM
My bad. I didn't fill it in. Those people are the ones who do vandalism, stealing, graffiti, you know the type. One of them does and deals weed now. His life has been ruined, the cops are on to him.
Well then...
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 11, 2012, 12:58:31 PM
Once there was this smart-ass that questions everything and everyone. He acted like annoyance towards everyone. Example:

*Me drinking le pepsi
"Uhh you know that's bad for you right? Stop drinking it."

*Me currently doing nothing
"Go do some work dummy. Your'e You're gonna grow up to be a hobo"


Everyone hated that guy. Were known as enemies. Thankfully everyone was on my side because the dude acted like a douche. Plus I look better!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 11, 2012, 01:02:02 PM
Once there was this smart-ass that questions everything and everyone. He acted like annoyance towards everyone. Example:

*Me drinking le pepsi
"Uhh you know that's bad for you right? Stop drinking it."

*Me currently doing nothing
"Go do some work dummy. Your'e gonna grow up to be a hobo"


Everyone hated that guy. Were known as enemies. Thankfully everyone was on my side because the dude acted like a douche. Plus I look better!  :thumbsup:
pics or didn't happen
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 11, 2012, 01:21:24 PM
pics or didn't happen

I'm too lazy to get off this chair. Allow me to look for my camera in about a 1.5 feet circumference.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 11, 2012, 01:25:11 PM
>your'e
>le
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 11, 2012, 01:26:13 PM
>your'e
>le

Fack...I suck at typing.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 11, 2012, 01:29:05 PM
Fack...I suck at typing.
>were
>questions
>pepsi
>acted like annoyance

Astro pls
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 11, 2012, 02:42:47 PM
In 7th grade there was this special ed girl. We were doing fitness testing during PE so I was with the group of people who had just finished and were sitting waiting for the others to finish. There is a group of maybe six girls huddled together talking and they notice the girl lounging on the ground (on her side, hand holding head) and notice her staring at them. They all turn their heads towards her and she asks "Do you want to have sex with me?"  All the girls ran off screaming.

True story.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on May 11, 2012, 02:54:16 PM
Conclusion I have gotten from this thread: Special Ed people do the dumbest/funniest shit. End of story.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Dale Feles on May 11, 2012, 02:56:29 PM
Special Ed people at our school are pretty chill, they have their own class and stuff. They occasionally say "Heyyy" and want to high five you, but they're nice.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 11, 2012, 03:06:17 PM
>were
>questions
>pepsi
>acted like annoyance

Astro pls

I'm a dolan  :-[
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Mehis on May 12, 2012, 02:01:12 AM
Our school has couple special EDs and they are all pretty quiet, so they wont annoy you or anything. They do get bullied, especially the quiet ones with no friends around.
I mean, every class has it's own 'special guy', who makes fun of everyone or just acts like a dick and interferes the teacher. In our school we have bunch of those people. The easier the teacher is, the harder they will try to test his/her limits. Good example is our history class, it's full of these retards. They keep shouting and not caring what the teacher says. It's full chaos for 75 minutes. (Yes, we have 75 minute classes here.)
In PE, you always have to fear that somebody will kick you in the head with a ball or something else. It's like real-life survival.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Ἆxule on May 12, 2012, 02:05:52 AM
c/o 2012 tagged our brand new building. I mean, just this last week it was fully finished.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ·UηİŦ·· on May 13, 2012, 12:34:35 PM
Once there was this smart-ass that questions everything and everyone. He acted like annoyance towards everyone. Example:

*Me drinking le pepsi
"Uhh you know that's bad for you right? Stop drinking it."

*Me currently doing nothing
"Go do some work dummy. Your'e You're gonna grow up to be a hobo"


Everyone hated that guy. Were known as enemies. Thankfully everyone was on my side because the dude acted like a douche. Plus I look better!  :thumbsup:

All you guys had bad experiences ._.

lol

I had a friend in graed schull who basically was a bit autistic and had a bit of a stutter. Somehow he became coolbros within my little niche that I somehow formed at the start of Grade 1 and then he was practically like everyone else sans the whole speech impediment thing (and being taller than us like holy shit bro).

Still know him, he's still pretty cool.

Other than that, for some reason I guess I just wave off Spec Ed Kids and somehow magically just asdf normal day. Or I'm invisible to them.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: jimonions on May 13, 2012, 04:39:51 PM
My school doesn't accept people with physical or mental disabilities.

One time back in 6th grade there was  this new guy. Everybody thought there was something really wrong with him because whenever he talked it was really loud and nasally. Like he was talking with his nose shut y'know. Another thing was whenever he was asked something he would always refer to his mother like during band class (which was the only class I had with him) he was asked if he had ever played any instrument before and he replied "MY MOTHER SAID -blah- -blah-".
A few days later from when he first came he disappeared.

That was my only experience being around someone like that.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Loke on May 13, 2012, 05:37:13 PM
Alright, there was a a kid in the next door classroom named Austin (Same as my name) And we is VERY autistic. There was a incident which got him out of the classroom for good.

It was math, and we were doing fine and then we all hear him screaming and the other class comes bolting into our classroom. I then look inside the classroom and there is Austin, smashing a chair down on his helper, who is knocked out.

Soon there was the police and shit, but we never saw Austin again.

Pretty scary what autistic kids do.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Xrain on May 13, 2012, 07:25:24 PM
Alright, there was a a kid in the next door classroom named Austin (Same as my name) And we is VERY autistic. There was a incident which got him out of the classroom for good.

It was math, and we were doing fine and then we all hear him screaming and the other class comes bolting into our classroom. I then look inside the classroom and there is Austin, smashing a chair down on his helper, who is knocked out.

Soon there was the police and shit, but we never saw Austin again.

Pretty scary what autistic kids do.

One of the kids in my grade became a drug dealer during high school. It came to a culmination where he was lighting people's cars on fire that crossed him, and taking chain saws to cut holes into the walls of people's houses to steal their TV's and other valuables.

He was not autistic, or special ed at all. In-fact he was a rather intelligent fellow.


Anyone could do something equally as scary as hitting someone with a chair. Look at perpetrators of war crimes, none of them are autistic, and yet they murder hundreds of thousands of people. Often in some of the most horrible ways imaginable.


The only reason you find it scary is they are not as easy to predict as most people, as their brain processes information in different ways. So it seems kind of "alien" on how they are behaving.

Sounds like to me that his teacher was ill equipped/ill-informed on how to handle him, and sent him into a panic. I'm almost positive that he was probably more scared at what was going on than any of you were.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Tezuni on May 13, 2012, 08:06:39 PM
I only have 5 days of high school left  :-\
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 14, 2012, 08:02:14 AM
Alright, there was a a kid in the next door classroom named Austin (Same as my name) And we is VERY autistic. There was a incident which got him out of the classroom for good.

It was math, and we were doing fine and then we all hear him screaming and the other class comes bolting into our classroom. I then look inside the classroom and there is Austin, smashing a chair down on his helper, who is knocked out.

Soon there was the police and shit, but we never saw Austin again.

Pretty scary what autistic kids do.
The fuck?
Everyone just ran and no one tried to stop him?
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Loke on May 14, 2012, 02:56:35 PM
No, because if they did they would be suspended as the last time it happened and some kid tried to stop him, the kid managed to stop him but got suspended.

My school district if full of idiots, my bro is going to the west ed mall tomorrow and he's not allowed to go on a certain roller coaster, but hes allowed to go to hooters.

..The fuck SD23
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on May 14, 2012, 03:44:58 PM
No, because if they did they would be suspended as the last time it happened and some kid tried to stop him, the kid managed to stop him but got suspended.

My school district if full of idiots, my bro is going to the west ed mall tomorrow and he's not allowed to go on a certain roller coaster, but hes allowed to go to hooters.

..The fuck SD23

That kind of crap happens all the time. You interrupt a tard from doing something tardy or react when he starts trying to do something to you and you get suspended for provoking them. Fucking liberals.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 14, 2012, 03:52:49 PM
I only have 5 days of high school left  :-\

One and half a month of highschool left for me.  :-[ Damnit New York.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 14, 2012, 04:37:26 PM
I think some of the people with disabilities are intelligent to think that they can get away with shit a person without the disabilities. And usually they can
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Tomcat on May 14, 2012, 05:09:56 PM
This reminds be of a service i saw in the paper called a professional tard wrangler

Alright, there was a a kid in the next door classroom named Austin (Same as my name) And we is VERY autistic. There was a incident which got him out of the classroom for good.

It was math, and we were doing fine and then we all hear him screaming and the other class comes bolting into our classroom. I then look inside the classroom and there is Austin, smashing a chair down on his helper, who is knocked out.

Soon there was the police and shit, but we never saw Austin again.

Pretty scary what autistic kids do.

There was a kid with anger issues and did the same exact thing but it involved throwing our English department iPad's all over the fucking place. I had to admit it took awhile to tackle him while he was running around and keep him down till the school police officer arrived and had to tase him. Yet he didn't get into one bit of trouble due to his aspergers disability...

That was a very interesting day
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 14, 2012, 06:08:50 PM
>Asperger's

>implying that's still a real illness
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on May 14, 2012, 06:12:49 PM
>Asperger's

>implying that's still a real illness

It actually is.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ursus on May 14, 2012, 06:16:59 PM
>Asperger's

>implying that's still a real illness

>implying that statement wasn't ignorant enough to consider you an actual aspie
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 14, 2012, 06:19:47 PM
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/07/asperger-s-over-diagnosed-ill-defined-may-not-be-a-syndrome-much-longer.html (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/07/asperger-s-over-diagnosed-ill-defined-may-not-be-a-syndrome-much-longer.html)
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on May 14, 2012, 06:51:42 PM
>implying that statement wasn't ignorant enough to consider you an actual aspie

I just find the issue sensitive, I know a few people personally who have it. It might be overly self-diagnosed by lol edgy xDDDD kids from DA but it's still a real thing.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Sabb on May 14, 2012, 06:54:58 PM
How can you say it's not a real disease lol?
What it literally is is a dumbed down version of autism... you're saying autism isn't real either?
That's honestly pretty damn ignorant to believe. Sure it's over diagnosed as fuck, that's pretty undeniable. However, it is a legitimate disease.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 14, 2012, 07:35:26 PM
This reminds be of a service i saw in the paper called a professional tard wrangler

There was a kid with anger issues and did the same exact thing but it involved throwing our English department iPad's all over the fucking place. I had to admit it took awhile to tackle him while he was running around and keep him down till the school police officer arrived and had to tase him. Yet he didn't get into one bit of trouble due to his aspergers disability...

That was a very interesting day
WTF?

I didn't know people with aspergers did that -_-
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 14, 2012, 07:41:02 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/AutismSymptomsDiagnosis/aspergers-syndrome-set-lose/story?id=13674552 (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/AutismSymptomsDiagnosis/aspergers-syndrome-set-lose/story?id=13674552)

durrrrr
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Cable on May 15, 2012, 04:01:37 AM
Totally irrelevant, but while reading this thread shirtless, my cat started to lick my nipple.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 15, 2012, 05:47:25 AM
Totally irrelevant, but while reading this thread shirtless, my cat started to lick my nipple.
(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-have-the-weirdest-boner.jpg)

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Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Astropilot on May 15, 2012, 12:35:10 PM
Totally irrelevant, but while reading this thread shirtless, my cat started to lick my nipple.

Dude...what?

TIME TO RERAIL
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all)
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on May 15, 2012, 12:59:21 PM
Dude...what?

TIME TO RERAIL
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all)

I'd disown the little shit.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Frank on May 15, 2012, 02:28:12 PM
I'd disown the little shit.
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Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Cake Faice on May 15, 2012, 02:37:44 PM
Dude...what?

TIME TO RERAIL
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all)
That kid needs a belt to the ass, a good 10-20 times every time he acts up.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Loke on May 15, 2012, 02:49:31 PM
Dude...what?

TIME TO RERAIL
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all)

I wanna punch that kid in the face so hard right now.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: ○ Μαρία ○ on May 15, 2012, 06:40:50 PM
Dude...what?

TIME TO RERAIL
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all)

Though he seems like a really bad kid, I kind of feel bad for him. He is mentally unstable and if he wasn't that way he probably wouldn't act that way. Beating him smacking him won't do anything, it's just who he is unfortunately. It's quite sad really, seeing a child at that stage of psychopath.

I feel the same way with children with schizophrenia.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: » Magic « on May 16, 2012, 04:36:30 AM
Drugs during school

lol
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: TehHank on May 16, 2012, 04:50:20 AM
There are like £100 worth of balls stuck in the rafters of our gym... and £1000 worth of potential damage
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 16, 2012, 04:43:32 PM
Though he seems like a really bad kid, I kind of feel bad for him. He is mentally unstable and if he wasn't that way he probably wouldn't act that way. Beating him smacking him won't do anything, it's just who he is unfortunately. It's quite sad really, seeing a child at that stage of psychopath.

I feel the same way with children with schizophrenia.
The way he talks. It's very creepy. It's almost as if he is possessed by something.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on May 16, 2012, 05:49:39 PM
Dude...what?

TIME TO RERAIL
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all (http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/13/magazine/can-you-call-a-9-year-old-a-psychopath.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all)

Shit, that sounds a lot like my little sister.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Fenix on May 16, 2012, 06:29:27 PM
Just last week, 2 kids, 1 7th and one from the high school, decided, "HEY! Lets put shit all over the boys' P.E. lockers...WITH OUR HANDS!"
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Samo on May 16, 2012, 10:44:56 PM
Just last week, 2 kids, 1 7th and one from the high school, decided, "HEY! Lets put shit all over the boys' P.E. lockers...WITH OUR HANDS!"
We get shoes thrown inside the toilets, piss on the wall/floor,Smoke Weed Every Day Graffiti and even pens stuck on the high ceilings. I still don't know how they do it.
I feel terribly sorry for each and every school cleaner.
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Tezuni on May 17, 2012, 12:27:02 AM
We get shoes thrown inside the toilets, piss on the wall/floor,Smoke Weed Every Day Graffiti and even pens stuck on the high ceilings. I still don't know how they do it.
I feel terribly sorry for each and every school cleaner.
At my school if there was so much as a few paper towels that missed the trash, lunch would be cancelled for all the guys and we'd get lectured by the principal for the duration excluding the last 10 minutes.  It happened a lot...

Finally one kid pissed all over a toilet seat and shaved his pubes over the piss so that it stuck like glue.  It was one hairy seat.  The principal tried to make all the guys clean it up, and some freshman got intimidated into doing it lol.  (idk how the principal didn't get sued, but everyone just wanted to eat so they made that one guy do it lol.)
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Supertoaster on May 17, 2012, 02:49:38 PM
people are

really sick



Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Seb on June 06, 2012, 02:14:40 PM
Bumping with a video of one of my school's many retards scaring the shit out of me.


help me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCEVWh-G5ks#)

He walked in. He knew I was there. He stayed there for an hour, periodically making growling noises.

nope
Title: Re: Look out below!
Post by: Cheesicle on June 06, 2012, 11:21:11 PM
Couple months back, nearing the end of the school day. the glue holding the floor tiles on the second floor cracked. Witnesses say that it looked like "A giant creature crawling under the tiles."

Also once in 5th grade I think, we were playing four square with a tennis ball. When someone knocked it out, one of my friends went to retrieve it. Once he got the ball, he threw it back at us, but missed, instead throwing it straight into a lamp and shattering the glass.