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Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« on: October 22, 2009, 10:49:04 AM »
1. Building a boat.
You guys might think this is easy. Ha. It is. Probably the easier thing you will do. Some things to keep in mind:
A. NEVER BUILD A BOAT IF SOMEBODY RICH LIKE DC IS BUILDING ONE.
B. The more money you spend, the more you will win.
C. Never use barrels unless it is a illegal money round. 1 RPG, and by by.
D. If you are making a log boat, (my personal favorite), make sure you put a log on each side so if somebody shoots the middle of the log you dont float apart *.*
E. If you are making a vending machine boat, use at least 4.
F. Don't build a cool boat unless it is money round, as you will get pissed by the results.
G. If you want, make your boat invisible, to make it harder to shoot.
H. Put on a material. It will destinguish you from the other people, and if you make it flash, your more flashy lol. You might give somebody a seizure when they are shooting you, making them fall againsnt their computer, making it turn off, killing their entire boat.
I. Wheels Are Your Friend: IF YOU HAVE 3 VENDING MACHINES, 4 WHEELS, YOU WILL WIN EVERY ROUND. Just ram the other boats, making them fall in water\chopping them up. Keys to Bind Wheels to to make it easier to control: 8 = Forward, 5 = Back, 4 = Left, 6 = Right. I use 0 if I have something for chopping people upon the front.

2. Weapons.[/color]
HOORAY!! WEAPONS!! Here are the weapons listed from uber pawnage to wussy.
A. MP5 : Has a LOT of ammo if you have the other weapons. If not, its still pawnage. Long and Short range.
B. AR2 : Is REALLY good at close range, even if not that much ammo. Close Range.
C. Rocket : HERE IS HOW TO USE THIS. I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE NOT DOING THIS: Bind +zoom and -zoom to a key. Fire the rocket, zoom in. Hit the PERSON on the other boat, as this will spread the fire\explosion to EVERYSINGLE of the enemy's props, not just one if you hit a prop. Medium\Long Range.
D. Grenades. Pretty usefull, but hard to aim. Close Range.
E. Crossbow : Good weapon all around. 10 damage each bullet, unlimited ammo. If you are firing long range, be sure to aim a little above the enemy boat since the round falls a wee bit. Long\Medium\Close range.
F. Deagle : Pretty sucky. Good for close range only. Medium\Close range.
G. Magnum : Better than Deagle. Long\Medium\Close range. Very accurate.
H. Bug Bait or whatever that shit is. DONT BUY IT IT IS ROCK ROLL.
I. Default 9mm : Sucky sucky sucky sucky sucky. Unaccurate, low damage, not very big clip.

3. Fighting
IMMA KICKA UR ASS.
A. When shooting boats, crouch, and zoom in with the weapon. It makes it that more accurate.
B. When shooting big boats, RPG, wait for fire to die down, while its dying down, MP5 it, or AR2 if it is close.
C. If somebody didn't follow the above steps, and has a 3 vending machine boat, shoot the middle machine, and the other 2 will fail. Same goes for log boats, shoot the middle, they fail automatically.
E. If you die on your boat, and since its allowed, go get on their boat and shoot it lol.
F. If money round, heal your boat a lot. More money\health for you.

4. Etiquette
A. DON"T CUSS PEOPLE OFF. They don't like it and if he's respected he can kick you for breaking the rules, respect every player.
B. Don't get on another person's boat and shoot it. It is noobish and very annoying.
C. Block people from getting on your boat after their boat dies.
D. Don't spam chat.
E. DOn't prop push.
F. Don't be sneaky and trap a boat, only I can do that.
G. Admin, is this allowed? Get a big heavy object and put it on an enemy's boat, so it will fail?


Adding Pictures ETC after I get done with school. Quarter Ends tomorrow got to do some shiz.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2009, 10:51:27 AM by Butcher1993 »
My Weapons
Sniper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPgmRRcI3o
Side Arm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQoOlyo05Q
Me in my Ghillie Suit LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF HOW WELL MY GHILLIE BLENDS IN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLD8ivnIEhY
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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 04:16:40 PM »
tape is really sticky... hint hint lol
My Weapons
Sniper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPgmRRcI3o
Side Arm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQoOlyo05Q
Me in my Ghillie Suit LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF HOW WELL MY GHILLIE BLENDS IN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLD8ivnIEhY
[img width=215 height=256]http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/4425/sany

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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 02:49:11 PM »
bad hint..... >|

Interesting and hopefully helpful for new players.

And i would consider the heavy prop shit equal to a prop push..
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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 06:45:39 PM »
Some of these "rules" are in-correct. But good guide anyway. *check your spelling*
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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2009, 06:36:35 AM »
Very helpful stuff, even tough i barely play flood =D

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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2009, 08:04:24 AM »
Very helpful stuff, even tough i barely play flood =D
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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2009, 08:47:57 AM »
Very helpful stuff, even tough i barely play flood =D
Noobz

Stfu, u just trying to beat me at the thread posting thingy =P
and get ubermench =\

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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2009, 09:07:49 AM »
Very helpful stuff, even tough i barely play flood =D
Noobz

Stfu, u just trying to beat me at the thread posting thingy =P
and get ubermench =\
yeah how did u know ?


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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 11:04:13 AM »
Cause im smart u smartass =D   (lol i just told an ass he is smart, and in the same time called u an ass =O)

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Re: Butcher's Flood Survival Tutorial
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2009, 11:07:21 PM »
Some of these "rules" are in-correct. But good guide anyway. *check your spelling*
yea a lot of this is incorrect