loool, A witch catches 3 people in the Forrest. She said she would let them go if they find a fruit, and stick it up they're butts. So the first guy found a peach, and start sticking it up his butt. but the hairs on the peach tickled him and he laughs. The second guy finds a apple, and starts sticking it up his butt, but starts laughing uncontrollably. Up in heaven, the first guy asks, why did you laugh, you had the apple? The second guy replies, because the third guy had a watermelon!! LOLOLOL


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loool, A witch catches 3 people in the Forrest. She said she would let them go if they find a fruit, and stick it up they're butts. So the first guy found a peach, and start sticking it up his butt. but the hairs on the peach tickled him and he laughs. The second guy finds a apple, and starts sticking it up his butt, but starts laughing uncontrollably. Up in heaven, the first guy asks, why did you laugh, you had the apple? The second guy replies, because the third guy had a watermelon!! LOLOLOL


O yea i made a american flag in open Gl. GODDAMN that took a long time. But if anybody wants it msg me or post in here.

WOOW! I've heard a variation of this one. It goes something like this.

Three people are riding together in a boat when it shipwrecks on a remote island. They wander around for a short time but cannot find food or shelter. They are found by a group of wild cannibals. These cannibals tell the three shipwrecked people that they know a way off the island, and would tell them if they passed a simple test. The cannibals said,"First, gather ten of a type of fruit from the wild". So that what these three people do. They set off in different directions to gather fruit. The first one returns rather quickly with ten apples. The cannibals then tell him, " We will tell you the secret to get off the island, if you can put five of them up your ass without making a peep, if you cannot though, we will kill you and eat you." The first guy barely hesitates to make one before crying out, so the cannibals eat him. The second guy returns a short time later, with ten blueberries. The cannibals give him the same task, and he begins to complete it. He gets one... two.... three up before breaking out in hysterical laughter, so the cannibals kill him and eat him. In heaven, the first guy is quite curious as to why the second guy was killed. He finds him and asks him, "Why did you start laughing, you were almost there?!" The second guy quickly retorts, " I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!"

hehehe

Nazis!