Okay:
There's a Preacher a Lawyer, and a Boyscout on a plane.
The pilot and the copilot both die simultaneously of unknown causes.
There is only one parachute on the plane.
The preacher then says "The boy scout has his whole life ahead of him. He should get the parachute."
Lawyer: "SCREW THE BOY SCOUT!"
Preacher: "Do we have time?"