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Near-death experiences?
ItchyDani3l:
Well all through elementary school, I had my head crack open several times (small holes people, not big ones) from a variety of things including flying glass shards, falling and hitting the bottom of a cafeteria table (the metal part), and some other things I can't remember (not surprised that I can't remember them really)
Another time, we (we being my family) were visiting a farm of our relatives and they let us ride a mule (us being me, my brother, and my step sister). The mule, however is very fond of going under a particular chicken coop with a metal shed thing over the top that can easily decapitate a human. So yeah we rode on it and the first 10 second were fun but then it headed for the chicken coop, so my brother (in front, we were all three on this thing) put his hand out and somehow stopped us (the mule kept going). We all 3 then fell off. I was in back, so both of my siblings landed on me, and I had landed on some boards with nails sticking out of them. Lucky for me, I was free of holes at the end of the day.
Tomcat:
so when i was 8 i couldn't swim that well
I was in Florida
my sister and I where swimming.
she went in the deep end
I almost drown the both of us in the process but some how
I figured out how to swim that moment. THX GOD
* Tomcat prays
So I was going to go up on a roof to do my roofing job on a 3 story house.
They made me the "carry monkey"
I had to bring everything up with me 50 lb rolls or tar paper 80-100 lb packs of shingles nail guns compresses and such
his ladder was only made to go up 25 feet.
they got up and I was going to be the last one up
The roof was 26 feet so the ladder was only touching the gutter at a very steep angle.
When i was carrying the removing tools I felt the ladder moving. IT STARTED GOING BACKWARDS!!
the neighbors house was only 10 feet away so when the moment came I dropped the paper and jumped 6 feet down on to the neighbors roof.
I got a 100 dollar bonus that day :) and the respect of the day. (I was new to the contracted at the time)
I wish i had a video camera :( But iam lucky to be alive so yeah
ItchyDani3l:
Horray for you =D
Mr.Franklin:
i remember ninjas were chasing me in the dark one day... then Chuck Norris came up behind them and killed them, and saved me!
Marked_One_KIA:
--- Quote from: Mr.Franklin on July 18, 2010, 09:17:51 PM ---i remember ninjas were chasing me in the dark one day... then Chuck Norris came up behind them and killed them, and saved me!
--- End quote ---
then i killed cuck... and i came after you
ninjas are useless faggots
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