Actually if I was of the feminine side of life I would ignore them, or be a jackass because I am Krasher and that is what I do.
Douche1: Krasher are you a girl?
Krasher: ye
Douche1: can you post naked pic of yourself so i can b sure?
Krasher: if i post mai pics imma have to send you a virus
Douche2: Can you suck my dick?
Krasher: lolwut
Douche2: My dick is so big, can you suck it?
Krasher: Although the size of your penis is roughly that of a small paperclip, I doubt that I can suck your penis through wires and cables, although it is surely small enough to fit.
Douche2: How do you know that, bitch?
Krasher: Well the virus I planted into your computer also injects a dll that allows me to view your webcam on demand, and I have about an hour of footage of you beating your tiny needle, don't worry, I only uploaded them to 4chan, you should be fine.