When I was a little boy, (about 6 years old), I played counter-strike 1.6. It was like the best thing ever.
I sucked at it though, 1 kill and lots of deaths.
I was always being called a newbie, but I just pissed them off by giving comebacks.
I still remember 1, it was hilarious.
I don't think I can humor you by just typing it out :\.
But the effects were big, I won