AH IM SO COOL

I don't fap while she cooks.. I cook with her 
No u dun! We fight who gets to cut what and who gets to mince the meat or who gets to set the timer.
NIGGA I TOLD YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!
GTFO MY KITCHEN PLAWKS :<
i r proz! also to be on-topic:
|RDev| Amazing Alex: who knew little azn babygurl would fall in love with tall american asshole and love each other for 5 years