That the computers in cs_office have powercolor ati radeon 9800's. With a  450 mhz core clock and 256mb of ram.

That qwerty's name is the first 6 letters on an english keyboard

That its impossible to imagine Hillary Clinton and Whoppie Goldberg in a bikini.

That headcrab plush hats are $30

Tomcat has a passion for pingaz

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing...
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Uses every letter in the alphabet.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Plain grain products lower your IQ, while whole grain products increase your IQ.
More people get killed by coconuts than sharks.
An elephant is pregnant for 24 months.
Canada exports more cabbage to the USA than the rest of the world combined.
More people get killed by mosquitos than sharks, crocs, and bears combined
Vietnam is the world's largest exporter of pepper.
About 3 out of every 200,000 people who die of unnatural death die because they drowned...
There is more bacteria in your kitchen sink than your toilet
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones
Polar bears are left handed.
A golf hole is 4 inches deep.

In 2002, the most popular boat name in the U.S. was Liberty

One out of 20 people have an extra rib

44% of kids watch television before they go to sleep

In 1865, the U.S. Secret Service was first established for the specific purpose to combat the counterfeiting of money

Istanbul, Turkey is the only city in the world located on two continents

Master GT has a vagina

In 1967, the IMAX film system was invented by Canadian Ivan Grame Ferguson to premier at Expo 67.

Approximately 40% of the U.S. paper currency in circulation was counterfeit by the end of the Civil War

Every three days a human stomach gets a new lining

So does Krasher

In 1873, Colgate made a toothpaste that was available in a jar

The Kodiak, which is native to Alaska, is the largest bear and can measure up to eight feet and weigh as much as 1,700 pounds

The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley

Mars is the home of Olympus Mons, the largest known volcano in our solar system
 
The Gastric Flu can cause projectile vomiting

The second best selling game of all time is Jenga. Jenga is a Swahili word, meaning "to build."

Cinderella is known as Rashin Coatie in Scotland, Zezolla in Italy, and Yeh-hsien in China

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

The fur of the binturong, also known as the "Asian Bear Cat," smells like popcorn. The scent is believed to come from a gland located near the tail

Me too

In 1894 the first big Coke sign was found on the side of a building located in Cartersville, Georgia, and still exists today

The longest distance a deepwater lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles

Orcas (killer whales), when traveling in groups, breathe in unison

The Great Pyramids used to be as white as snow because they were encased in a bright limestone that has worn off over the years

NASCAR stands for National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing

Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

Paul Hunn holds the record for the loudest burp, which was 118.1 decibels, which is as loud as a chainsaw

A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana

jk about that last green

 

I...never knew frogs could do that.

Did you also know that about 98% of guys have beat the meat atleast once. About 48% of girls have used "toys and fingers" atleast once. True fact.

In Japan they have square watermelons.
Shakespeare was the first to use insults about people's mothers.
(Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?")
The longest English word, at 45 letters, is 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis'.
Breathing the air in Mumbai, India for just ONE DAY, is equivalent to smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes.
Cosmonaut Sergei Avdeyev holds the world record for TIME TRAVEL. He traveled 0.02 seconds into the future.
Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX.
Phobophobia is the fear of phobias, or the fear of fear. A person with Phobophobia is mortified of developing a phobia.
Dr. Suess coined the word "nerd."
Einstein's final words died with him-the nurse at his bedside didn't speak German!
No word in the English language rhymes with purple, orange, month or silver.
Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy, was supposed to be on one of the planes on 9/11.
Approximately 95% of software in China is pirated.
OUR SUN WILL NEVER EXPLODE. It is far too small to generate enough energy to become a supernova (an exploded star.)
Jellyfish evaporate in the sun. They're 98% water.
In Australia, "Burger King" is "Hungry Jack's".
The Western Lowland Gorilla's scientific name is Gorilla gorilla gorilla.
When you snap a whip, that sound you hear is the whip BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER.
The smallest human penis ever recorded was only 5/8 of an inch (~1 cm) long.
A Rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible configurations.
You actually CAN'T see the Great Wall of China from Space!
In 1518 there was a DANCING PLAGUE in Strasbourg, France. 400 people danced uncontrollably for A MONTH, dozens of lives were lost and NO ONE KNOWS WHY.

YOU GOT THOSE FROM THAT LAME OMG FACTS ON FACEBOOK.

Oh and did you know that a sneeze is 1/3 of an orgasm? [blonde] Or less. Or more.
I dunno but its a fraction! two numbers with "/" between them! like totally! [/blonde]

So that's why everytime I sneeze, I get a sensation.

That tomcat doesnt have a passion for pingaz but has a passion for banhammorz