3 guys went to heaven:
GOD: You may get any wish to become anything you want just close your eyes jump
off that ledge and wish.
Guy1: *Runs and jumps off* He flies off as a majestic lion with wings and became the king of the jungles and safaris
Guy2: *runs and jumps off* Then falls into water and becomes a majestic water serpent
Guy3: *runs and trips* " OH SHIT!!! " POOF! *the dude turned into shit and falls into a pile of poop*
Lol funny and gross (>^_^)>
Lol!