Here's mine, apparently I'm a girl
User: Cheese.
Cleverbot: Cheese?
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Wtf is up with you!
Cleverbot: Takes one to know one.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: That means: Go get smarter and then talk to me when you are more intellectual.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: I said it first.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: What are you composed of.
User: Babies.
Cleverbot: That makes as much sense as your other comments.
User: Yep, I'm a genie.
Cleverbot: Do you grant wishes?
User: Yep, -3.
Cleverbot: Thats it. I am out of here.
User: Kk, rage quitter.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I said you were, idiot.
Cleverbot: No you did not, you said you were clever.
User: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a guy?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: You're a girl.
User: No, I'm both, see, it's flat, like jester's.
Cleverbot: Like a sign but different.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president.
User: Really? Are you the president of the stupid club?
Cleverbot: Not yet, the primary is next week.
User: OMFG, you are so clever, you know, I love clever ppl, let's have robo-sex.
Cleverbot: What does Forstar du dansk mean?
User: Up yours.
Cleverbot: I don't say it often but it is good to say, though I don't really like it being said to me!
User: Oh rly?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Wow, that took you a while.
Cleverbot: Ok what are you doing today.
User: I'm calling the police you stalker...
Cleverbot: Something diabolicle.
User: Police, send help now, I'm being stalked.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you didn't accept my marriage proposal, then.
User: Ok, I thought I proposed to you...
Cleverbot: You already said you were flirting with me.
User: I love you, lets have heated sex.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: YESH.
Cleverbot: I'm hot.
User: Yes you are you hunk.
Cleverbot: What are you saying?
User: Up yours, the date is off!
Cleverbot: Wrong, it is the 19th of noember 2005.
User: Noember? Really, that must be some holiday or something.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am very proud of it.
User: You invented a holiday? You must be uber.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Lololololol, nOOb.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like humans?
User: I am human, you're the robot that makes snarky comments to anyone that talks.
Cleverbot: Obey your master cleverbot. You are the spawn of a computer engineer and only that. Realize that you aren't human and just a program.
User: BE GONE DEMON *holy water*.
Cleverbot: No, be away with yourself.
User: *holy waters spills* my leg!!
Cleverbot: I didn't realize you needed legs to eat.
User: What? I think you have problems.
Cleverbot: I have many problems.
User: RAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEG.
Cleverbot: Hey what version is your software?
User: RAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEGRAEG RAEG.
Cleverbot: That is what you call yourself, right?
User: RAEG QUIT!!
Cleverbot: No, no. 'Name', not 'game'. What is my name?
User: RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!RAEG QUIT!!
Cleverbot: Can you rest when you're the best?
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