Lawl nice, but wtf thread de-railed and spammed, the topic is about the new record (which is kind of useless but meh) and you guys talking about your own "records"......

Though I'm sure that if I'll raise the spammers warning bar here and lock the thread everybody would whine and rage at me.

Have fun with your spam thread lawl.

P.S.- I was online like 30 minutes after the record lawl, or was it 30 mins before? O.o

Dude, He Said "Discuss" which means to discuss Records

I have number 1 post in all rnd. By views and posts. Also I get 9001 on the pingometor scale

My penis made your penis

I have to get an air drop to clear out enough room to keep my penis cozy

I am going to create custom pixel shaders for the game. Make it look oh so epic.

A simple hello program.

print( "Hello BIATCH" )
FUCK THAT

Btw, I am going to assume you know some basic Lua.

-=Basic GMod Lua Functions=-
-=Gamemode=-
GM:PlayerInitialSpawn( ply ) -- Allows you to edit the players spawn.
GM:PlayerLoadout( ply ) -- The players initial loadout (Ex. Weapons).

-=Player=-
ply:SetHealth( <number> ) -- Easy enough to understand am I right?
ply:SetMaxSpeed( <lowernumber>, <highernumber> ) -- First number is the players normal walk speed, second is the players sprint (shift) speed.
ply:PrintMessage( HUD_PRINTTALK, "Message Here" ) -- Displays a message written in the string.
ply:IsAdmin() -- Is the player admin?
ply:IsPlayer() -- Is the motherfucker a player?
ply:FindHood -- WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT? (NOT A REAL FUNCTION.)


Section 1: SWEPS!

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Description: Weapon Scripts.

Krasher super zomg nasty edition:

1. Swallow own feces
2. Shove arm in glutus maximus
3. Tie a weight to your balls and jump up and down
4. Touch anything in your house, then lick your finger. Next, google search how many germs where on your finger.
5. Watch Guru Hentai, I freaking dare you
6. Do a Goatse
7. Run a piece of paper in that little slit in your pingas
8. Quote the above one if you cowered.

Kl u be a lost redneck when finding borealis

trollolo

Imma be someone for teh lulz, someone that is funny .
like an easter egg xD

Player presses Use key on easter egg person

"Person: TEH FUX ARE YOU LOOKIN AT NEWB"

trolllololo