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« on: May 02, 2010, 01:06:10 PM »
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Sup?
User: Are you tired?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm tired.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because there's nothing here to inspire me.
User: Like weed?
Cleverbot: Pluto.
User: Mars.
Cleverbot: Were you killed by an assassin sent by your uncle?
User: No. Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: I already told you that.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: No...
User: Wanna hear a story?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: This is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute And sit right there And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Cleverbot: In West Philadelphia born and raised.
User: On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin out maxin relaxin all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said your movin with your auntie and uncle in bel Air I pegged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket so I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it.
Cleverbot: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool.
User: First class yo this is bad drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass is this what the people of bel air live like hmm this might be allright but wait I hear persy boy liein is this the type of place they should send this cool cat I don't think so we'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of bel air.
Cleverbot: Is this what the people of bel-air livin like, Hmm this might be alright!
User: Well ah when the plain landed and I came out there was a dude that looked like a cop standin there with my name out I aint tryin to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared I whistled for a cab And when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel Air.
Cleverbot: Yes, the sands have run out of the hourglass.
User: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabyo homes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Cleverbot: Did you watch that show as a child? I did.
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you watch porn?
Cleverbot: Yeah. But I don't really want to talk about it.
User: Pervert!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Are you vac banned from Counter Strike?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You bean haxin'!
Cleverbot: Her.
User: Him.
Cleverbot: No! Betty is a woman.
User: Betty is a whore!
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: No. Are you a woman or a robot?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Your a robot!
Cleverbot: You're wrong about that.
User: Umad?
Cleverbot: Umad good.
User: Lolbroumad?
Cleverbot: What do you know about the angel of morning?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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