i have abstinence tattooed above my dick.

Really... Thats worse than like Dora the explorer tattooed on your dick

planning on living 500 years? 

Im not jimonions but i know what hes going to say:

"I plan on living 100 years while eating 500 years worth of food."

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Oh yea what do I bring...

does a lifetime supply of pornography count as hax?

I will assume it doesnt. Therefore, from most important to least important:

1. Lifetime supply of porn
2. Treasure chest to put my porn in (i dont want to get sand in my porn)
3. Desk (made out of solar panels for power, plus battery for night time)
4. Computer (monitor and stuff too)
5. Computer chair (better be high quality)
6. Hat (dude I dont want the sun in my eyes)
7. Fishing rod (so I can catch fishes for food)

This would be the badass isolated lifestyle. Sitting all day in computer chair making hax, playin games, and fappan. Before someone thinks its really lame to bring porn, imagine living an extended period of time without the opposite gender around. There you go. When you are completely stranded you can make food and you can make shelter, but you cant make porn.

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lol frank, now lets exit this app before Magic accuses us of breathing.

Implying krasher doesnt spam.

Oherro

Spam goes in the complaints section, not the forum suggestion section.

Bone entites are not BoS.

He is refering to the floating balls bein Balls of Steel

For reference to everyone, bone is what it sounds like, the specific parts of a ragdoll.

Here is the story right now. I have two options atm. Work on the map, or watch Anime.

>watch anime

Wow I'm turning into a fag.

This turned from a request to a hate thread.

Oh, yeah, it was a place to play GMod, right Sanders? You really proved it in your reply.

lol umad?

anyway, i have lived a good life up until this year so ignore my last statement. I guess i just like to complain my life just sucks now lol, things will get betta tho.

and u are a dick and this does show your true colors, all you do is come to the forums to rage and flame at people for there wrong doings

gtfo...

As you can see:

im sad because... Ive met all you mother fuckers that I dont want to, so ill probably just ban you all

Admins arent taking this seriously either. So dont hate on me. Really, I didnt rage at anyone. There is nobody named in my post. The only time I actively flame is in the complaints section cause I figure that It'll just get deleted.

I may be ignorant, but thats only cause I live a pretty ok life as far as I can tell. I dont know if that makes me strong or something but... I've never had to experience pain like that. And wtf what is worse than one of your parents dieing? The only things worse than that are too horrific to mention and i know for damn sure they haven't happened to you. Come back when you get back from Iraq or something.

I may not know wtf your sadness problem is, but i know what its like to not be sad and it feels damn good. Therefore, taking advice from the non-sad guy seems better than taking it from the sad guy. Just sayin.

Oh and if you think my life is nice cause i got it easy, fuck you. I work hard, go to college, and do the shit i'm supposed to. That's why I'm happy.

This may does sound insensitive, but this is a fucking game forum. Not your fucking whine about your life story forum. Shit dude. Remember back when people came to RND to play fucking garrysmod? That's the point I'm trying to get at.

EDIT: Maybe being a mean bastard makes you happy.