Hi my name is Haque Corntryn, I am 14 years old and I don't give a crap about what I do, I hate cheese cakes and pie, and I love spicy food. Oh yeah I'm also asian so that already makes me 99% qualified. I am not fat, but I am unhealthy, you can probably lift me with one arm. Oh well, good bye, good riddance, good day mate, and howdy doo. (I threw this all up in 40 seconds.)