Go to the gym and get some muscles, also normal girls like muscles lol
And here in Israel if you don't get some confidence and go talk with a girl you like, most probably you'll never get a girl, and if you will, 90% she will be ugly lol
Just think like this:"I'll go talk to the girl, if she likes me I won the girl, if she doesn't and I just made fun of myself I don't give a shit, it was worth trying."
Yes of course. I actually was talking to my ex-gf and she told me: "Girls will mostly never ask out the boys"
Thats what my gf said but that didnt stop her....
she asked me out lolz
If you're a good friend of some girl, she might ask you out himself =P
And there are some girls that just don't feel like waiting lawl
I'd be your mate :)Why am I not surprised that Frank said this?
Why am I not surprised that Frank said this?
Yes of course. I actually was talking to my ex-gf and she told me: "Girls will mostly never ask out the boys"
Ye, with that avatar and everything...
Do you even know where that guy is from? Do you know me?
In any case, at least I have the balls to say what I think. Online or not.
Unless they are whores.
But you look more than average male in america.
thats not rly saying much krasher but... yea...Average male is obese.
meh
Average male is obese.
Franks avatar is not gay.
lrn2Know
Clockwork Orange, read it.
ill give you a cupcake if u dont yell at me randomly ;-;The bottom part was not for joo
The bottom part was not for joo
you need to get fat and lazy for the women to love you.
Average male is obese.
I don't know where you live... but here the average male is not abese....
Yeah, the average male is overweight... not obese. Faggot.
:police:
Either or, still not the average male in this country Lol
Yeah, the average male is overweight... not obese. Faggot.
:police:
and what country is that? the average weight of a male adult in the united states is 235. i weigh 229.
Canada, average male is 182 lbs average female is 153 lbs. i weigh 145 lbs
And you wonder why we call you the fat country?
im not fat... im 140 ;-;
LEAVE MARKED ALONE! HE IS HUMAN TOO DX
140 isn't bad.. well it does depend on your age tho.
Canada, average male is 182 lbs average female is 153 lbs. i weigh 145 lbs
And you wonder why we call you the fat country?
ROFL THAT ANSWERS THAT.
You're in canada.
We're in America.
Americas fat.
Most young men are active and play some kind of sports or a hobby or work out. Or just simply have a high metabolism.
(based that off from boyfriend)
Older men 30+ start to get that beer belly, of course the older you get, life gets harder on your looks. Same applies to women.
Especially when your face is frequently smacked with Fast Food Slogans.
When I went to asia, small drink and small fries were freakishly tiny than what I was used to in America, and the drink wasnt even refillable (without pay). Here when you order a medium drink ITS LIKE A LARGE FUCKING DRINK IM LIKE HOLY COW. ya etc.
At mcdonalds a slogan there says "America is known for its beauty, but also known for its guts"
LOL.
fast food is something ill never eat >_>
mainly cause they serve nothing but burgers and salad with more brown then green.
and im vegetarian
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ROFL THAT ANSWERS THAT.
You're in canada.
We're in America.
Americas fat.
Most young men are active and play some kind of sports or a hobby or work out. Or just simply have a high metabolism.
(based that off from boyfriend)
Older men 30+ start to get that beer belly, of course the older you get, life gets harder on your looks. Same applies to women.
Especially when your face is frequently smacked with Fast Food Slogans
Here when you order a medium drink ITS LIKE A LARGE FUCKING DRINK IM LIKE HOLY COW. ya etc.
At mcdonalds a slogan there says "America is known for its beauty, but also known for its guts"
LOL.
Wow when i was your age i weighed about 123 lbs....
but but u must have been short. cause im fucking skinny XDMust have? what do you must have? I'M STILL SHORT!
Wtf I weigh 110 just big macs, I can barely eat the small one lolwtf
(Where is this thread going O.o)
Wtf I weigh 110 pounds, and I'm 14, and I'm not fat all lol
And not all of the old people get fat lawl and we have just big macs, I can barely eat the small one lolwtf
(Where is this thread going O.o)
How can you say no to this?
(http://www.web2works.co.uk/interrail/images/MEGA_MAC_Set-1.jpg)
eww :/
I bet if you squeeze that you'll at least get a cup of grease LOL.
but it tastes so good!!!!
How can you say no to this?
(http://www.web2works.co.uk/interrail/images/MEGA_MAC_Set-1.jpg)
I cant even look at it
Drink milk, it gud for u bone.
Very good
Do eet
I drink around half a carton to a full carton a day
Not to mention yogurt I have 1 or 2 a day
All summer I sat inside in front of my pc
I like cheese
sleeping gets in the way
But i like sleep in some ways...
You know what im saying? ;)
Burgers make u fat
So do fries
It doesnt even look that good
The sushi bars in America are shit
You have not tasted real raw fish until you've had one in Japan
Chopsticks arent that hard unless you've got arthritis
kthxbye
Wtf im 120pounds and im 17!!!
Wtf im 120pounds and im 17!!!
Regular cow milk isn't healthy, that's bullshit, goat milk is healthy, but I use it only for breakfeast.
Sitting infront of the computer all day isn't healthy.
Sushi tastes good here.
If you're asking yourself why milk isn't healthy, I have an answer: glucose, our body can't digest it properly.
1. Cow milk is healthy. Just not natural for us to drink.
2. He's right.
3. Hell yes.
4. glucose is a normal sugar that we CAN digest. It's sucrose that we can't digest (combination of glucose and fructose). It's because it can't be digested in your stomach or intenstinal tract, it goes to your liver (maybe it's pancreas... hmm) and is treated like an alcohol. I.E. TOO MUCH IS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER. (oh yeah, but milk doesn't have that, so no u fail ;D) I didn't get an A in biology, but you haven't even taken it yet.
1. Cow milk is healthy. Just not natural for us to drink.
2. He's right.
3. Hell yes.
4. glucose is a normal sugar that we CAN digest. It's sucrose that we can't digest (combination of glucose and fructose). It's because it can't be digested in your stomach or intenstinal tract, it goes to your liver (maybe it's pancreas... hmm) and is treated like an alcohol. I.E. TOO MUCH IS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER. (oh yeah, but milk doesn't have that, so no u fail ;D) I didn't get an A in biology, but you haven't even taken it yet.
if he didnt take bio yet he is under 13
if he was under 13 that wud mean ban
he is over 13 tho
feed me nao
Go read some stuff about cow milk, it makes you more vulnreable to diseases, it makes your body produce lots of mucous, and isn't healthy.
B4tw I confused, I meant lactose and milk also has fat in it, which is un-healthy.
we need fat. alctose u can digest fine, well msot people that is.
now plz allow me to throw a bucket of lactase at you
Oh and take it from me that sushi does taste like shit in America. You cant say you've been to japan can you?
I've been to Japan and I have tasted their sushi. It was... really good, I dont know how to describe it really but it was somewhat mouth watering.
Tbh the first time I ate sushi was here in America and I spit it back out :/
if he didnt take bio yet he is under 13
if he was under 13 that wud mean ban
he is over 13 tho
feed me nao
I drink milk and I'm the healthiest person I've ever met. I never get sick (and when I say never I mean like maybe once or twice a year).
Oh yeah, and that stuff about always washing your hands is a bunch of bullshit. I mean, yeah it's nice to have clean hands (no seriously, it disturbs me when they're dirty), but using soap and sanitizer ALL THE TIME will make you prone to disease. One reason I'm never sick is because I almost never use bandages, and I just let my wounds heal naturally.
Yeah, lactose is not natually digestable. It's subjective tho. People that can't digest it are called lactose intollerant.
I've been to Japan and I have tasted their sushi. It was... really good, I dont know how to describe it really but it was somewhat mouth watering.
Tbh the first time I ate sushi was here in America and I spit it back out :/
We all know Europe is superior anyway.
Why?
America was made by Europeans.
Europe doesn't owe 10 billion dollars to NOISYLAND.
Europe has the richest countries of the world.
Europe had the biggest military successes of the world, the Nazi campaign against Russia and Poland.
Europe lost most of its wars against iself, for example the Second World War against the Soviet Union, which is part of Europe. (And no, America didn't win that war, all they did was keep the nazis busy until the Soviet Union broke through Berlin ...)
Europe doesn't manage to lose 5000 soldiers against a group of poorly armed rebels that were armed by America. *cough*taliban*cough*
No country of Europe started a war since 1938.
tl;dr: Europe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> America
America was made by Europeans.and? can you or anyone in your country personally take credit?
Europe doesn't owe 10 billion dollars to NOISYLAND.ill give you that, if you source it.
Europe has the richest countries of the world.1st, country vs countries, second, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28PPP%29_per_capita (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28PPP%29_per_capita)
Europe had the biggest military successes of the world, the Nazi campaign against Russia and Poland.since that shit was mostly self contained within europe, all of your successes are also failures, secondly, we have had almost no conflicts on home soil, so beat that. I could also argue that island hopping in the pacific could be called one of the greatest military successes in the world. Oh wait, you called the nazi campaign a success? Wtf, they got pwnd after stalingrad.
Europe lost most of its wars against iself, for example the Second World War against the Soviet Union, which is part of Europe. (And no, America didn't win that war, all they did was keep the nazis busy until the Soviet Union broke through Berlin ...)oh noes america didnt "win" the war within europe oh what will we do? We still pwnd the japanese (i still love you yomo)
Europe doesn't manage to lose 5000 soldiers against a group of poorly armed rebels that were armed by America. *cough*taliban*cough*its called IED's and guerrilla warfare. Im not arguing for the war or anything, but an easily visible rocket will never beat a well disguised land mine. Ethics are such that we cant just unleash the horde and bomb their shit off the face of the planet.
No country of Europe started a war since 1938.I don't know about that, source please.
Where is this thread going to head now?
From:
Can't get any GF.*MAIN SUBJECT*
TO
How girls work.
TO
To how tall or fat/thin you are.
TO
Americans are filled with fat people.
TO
MacDonalds
TO
Glucose and Sucrose and digestive system = Biology
TO
How some countries have different educations/classes.
TO
How great Europe is.
AND
How great USA is.
America was made by Europeans.
Where is this thread going to head now?
From:
Can't get any GF.*MAIN SUBJECT*
TO
How girls work.
TO
To how tall or fat/thin you are.
TO
Americans are filled with fat people.
TO
MacDonalds
TO
Glucose and Sucrose and digestive system = Biology
TO
How some countries have different educations/classes.
TO
How great Europe is.
AND
How great USA is.
Europe had the biggest military successes of the world, the Nazi campaign against Russia and Poland.
You are comparing a continent to a single country. Try comparing just your mediocre country to the U.S. then we talk.No, I'm not. America is not a country, it's a continent. Europe is a continent, America is a continent. I never compared anything to the US <3 Also, if you want to compare Switzerland to the United States, go ahead.
since that shit was mostly self contained within europe, all of your successes are also failures, secondly, we have had almost no conflicts on home soil, so beat that. I could also argue that island hopping in the pacific could be called one of the greatest military successes in the world. Oh wait, you called the nazi campaign a success? Wtf, they got pwnd after stalingrad.Yes, they got pwned as soon as they fucked too much with the Soviet Union, but before that, they had quite epic wins.
oh noes america didnt "win" the war within europe oh what will we do? We still pwnd the japanese (i still love you yomo)If you join a war on another continent unprovoked, then you're supposed to win it or at least get some kind of advantage from it. Also, the Japanese epicly pwnt America until they bombed the shit outta them.
I don't know about that, source please.It depends on if you count joining a war or the Cold War as a war. I don't.
ill give you that, if you source it.One of the first results on Google. (http://brighthall.aol.com/2009/03/14/china-worried-about-money-u-s-owes-them/) It's 2 trillion, not 10 billion, I failed there. inb4countryvscountry; Switzerland doesn't owe China money and doesn't owe money to anyone since it's rich as fuck anyway.
No, I'm not. America is not a country, it's a continent. Europe is a continent, America is a continent. I never compared anything to the US <3 Also, if you want to compare Switzerland to the United States, go ahead.
Yes, they got pwned as soon as they fucked too much with the Soviet Union, but before that, they had quite epic wins.
If you join a war on another continent unprovoked, then you're supposed to win it or at least get some kind of advantage from it. Also, the Japanese epicly pwnt America until they bombed the shit outta them.
It depends on if you count joining a war or the Cold War as a war. I don't.
One of the first results on Google. (http://brighthall.aol.com/2009/03/14/china-worried-about-money-u-s-owes-them/) It's 2 trillion, not 10 billion, I failed there. inb4countryvscountry; Switzerland doesn't owe China money and doesn't owe money to anyone since it's rich as fuck anyway.
I love how there's always someone jumping on "MY COUNTREH IS SUPERHOFUSWIURRHWRRRRRRR THAN IURS". It's useless to say "we did this in the past", because "we" didn't. We weren't involved in any wars, and I think it's useless to be proud about something we weren't even involved it. I still wuv you Sanders and other Americans <3
Also, Artik, shush.
@Marked: Depends on who "you guys" is. Yes, the Americans epicly pwnt the Germans and Austrians in the First World War, I'll give you that.
shhhhhhhshAnd nice chocolate and cheese :3
the swiss only make cool guns and watches :D
also you guys meant europe... spicificly teh brit
And nice chocolate and cheese :3
And when the fuck did America own the brits?
Lol I only weigh 7.9 stone....
Obvious troll is obvious but ill bite.
You lose instantly. You know why?
You are comparing a continent to a single country. Try comparing just your mediocre country to the U.S. then we talk.
Lol I only weigh 7.9 stone....7.9*14=Magic's fat ass in lb.
No phat hearz
@Deoni the americans have never owns the brits and never will, if america owns the uk, im gunna go live in australia
America is not a continent, it is the abreviation for a country. The continents you are refering to are North America and South America. It may piss you off, but "america" is not a valid term for the group of continents since it is commonly used for the country "The United States of America". It is just too ambiguous to use that way.
Try "The Americas".
And @shawn. Google any reference to "america". I guarantee damn near all of them reference the country. So I think I am within my rights to assume someone is refering to the country when they say "America".
Overall the name of the country is not something to complain about. Unless you do some kind of clerical work, and have to deal with this on a constant basis you have nothing to complain about.
offtopic:Sometimes, I dream of cheese.
Everytime I see your name and your avatar, it seems like the KFC chicken smell fills up my nose and makes me hungry.
Along with the smell of gravy and mashed potatoes...
FUCK.
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling me.umad?
Magic pwn this thread please.
@DoeniDon If you are going to talk Switzerland, I highly respect that country. However, you have little if any military accomplishments of your own, so you cant use those as references to how awesome you are.Yes, but you can't really talk about the military when the country you mean is neutral and highly dislikes wars.
And @shawn. Google any reference to "america". I guarantee damn near all of them reference the country.
Yes, but you can't really talk about the military when the country you mean is neutral and highly dislikes wars.
Also, we had military accomplishments ... They were just only important for Helvetica and didn't matter to anyone else. Switzerland just shows that it's always best to stay out of wars. We haven't joined the First or Second World War and weren't affected too much by it. That's why it's so rich.
Anyone remember the Nationalism FTW Thread? :3
(http://a.imageshack.us/img839/5636/america.jpg)
And that's why Switzerland pwns, too bad that lots of swiss people hate Jews....... atleast that's what I heard =OWe do? I know we make lots of Nazi and Jew jokes, but I don't know too many people that hate jews.
my foots asleep.................Cool
my foots asleep.................
We do? I know we make lots of Nazi and Jew jokes, but I don't know too many people that hate jews.
We even have the Jewish churches here ...
Dunno the name, but we're quite tolerate to everything ... unfortunately, really to EVERYTHING.
If I had the power Britain would be British again instead of fucking foreign
Great Britain has a shitton of foreigners :/
Lol, and Jews don't have churches, they have synagauges. (long name in English FTL)
Meh, we are all humans, no one's foreign, kthxbai.damn sandnigga
And British people are too white, foreigners bring some color to GB.
@Sanders: the main reason of why you get those results is, obviously, where you are located.
You are in Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.A.
Look at the URL in your picture. I'm sure you'll find the acronyms "US", "en", and others, mainly related to your territorial location and culture, which usually filter your results.
tl;dr: you're in the U.S.A. so you get those results.
damn sandnigga
@Sanders: the main reason of why you get those results is, obviously, where you are located.
You are in Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.A.
Look at the URL in your picture. I'm sure you'll find the acronyms "US", "en", and others, mainly related to your territorial location and culture, which usually filter your results.
tl;dr: you're in the U.S.A. so you get those results.
Which is a fancy word for Church Lol
Not really, synagauges are completely different, but w/e lawl
Sure it is when someone asks whats a synagogue?
The answer pretty much everyone gives is "a Jewish Church"
Its simply the best and easiest way to tell others what they are.
Synagogue is the building, but you can use 'congregation' in it's place sometimes.
The Church is the religion itself, followers, bellieves, etc.
The Synagogue, or the "Church", as you may call it, is actually the temple.
Doesn't matter the religion, they are all temples.
All this religion...ITS HURTING MY HEAD.
ASDFGH
If your head hurts that means your brains are finally working.
1. Buy a used bench press (I got one for about $60 at a yard sale)
2. Do a WHOLE FUCKING LOT of pull-ups whenever you get the chance
3. Use the bench press every 2 or 3 days consistently
4. Wear somewhat slim-sleeved shirts ((<-- onomatopoeia FTW) <-- spelling it right first try FTW)
5. ??
6. PROFIT!!!
alliteration =/= onomatopoeia
derp
alliteration =/= onomatopoeiayea but anyone can spell alliteration
derp
BIGWORDSHURTMYHEADASDGSH8th grade education, get one
yea but anyone can spell alliterationNO U
8th grade education, get one
wat is dis. I dont even---why did your sentence cut off, are you by a trai--
why did your sentence cut off, were you killed by a trai--
Candlejawhat are you talking about candlejack isn
I have more than one brain?
WHOA
Mind = Blown.
Or, MINDS = BLOWN. S.
what are you talking about candlejack isnthis shit is for newf
Yeah, the left and right, they are the same unit but they are different, so you can also call them brains or just brain, kthx. (I just made that up brains=brainz=slang=epicshiz)
If you lived here you would understand, Yet you wouldn't cause your not British
Basicly saying I would make Britain for British people and not fuxking paki's
Arabs are taking over the world, they should stay in their big countries kthx.Land of Jews, no thanks.
Other foreigners are good so they can stay *cough*israeli's*cough* =P
Land of Jews, no thanks.
If Arabians must stay in Arabia and others, then Jews should stay in Auschwitz.
I mean, Israel, and others.
And my success streak keeps on at this post.
Wat, trying to evade your fail?
I'm not the one who failed here, young padawan.
SUCCESSFULL RELIGIOS DEBATE TROLL
IS SUCCESSFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllll
Oh ok good so I'm not the only one who knew who actually won Lol
You look like a prick, put a fucking shirt on.winnar
Brb Ima put some pants on.wat
You look like a prick, put a fucking shirt on.