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How do you open a door with a doorknob
« on: November 27, 2011, 05:22:50 PM »
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2011, 05:54:27 PM »
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Thanks eHow! I have spent tedious hours and days scouring the internet on how to open this door thing that separates the hallway from my room. My mom got mad when I called her a black magic witch because she would always open it right when I was doing my thing. I can't wait until 11:30 tonight, ooh revenge shall be sweet!
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2011, 06:01:49 PM »
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Doorknobs

How do they fu**ing work
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2011, 06:06:45 PM »
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2011, 06:12:20 PM »
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Quote from: Alkaline on November 27, 2011, 06:06:45 PM
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2011, 07:01:10 PM »
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The page is proof enough how stupid people are getting.
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2011, 07:26:28 PM »
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Quote from: Ἆxule on November 27, 2011, 07:01:10 PM
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2011, 09:14:01 AM »
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Damn u guys are dumb, Just take the window...
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2011, 09:39:10 AM »
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"Check your hands to make sure that they are dry. If not, dry them with a towel. Door knobs are made of metal and any moisture on your hands will cause you to not be able to get a firm grip on it."

No. I'm going to throw the rule book out of the window, insert my hand into a bucket full of grease, and do it the CRAZY WAY.
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2011, 11:00:11 AM »
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Excuse me. I am a person who needs instructions on how to open a door and I am severely offended.
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2011, 11:01:51 AM »
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I need instructions on how to open an automatic door those fucking things always close on me :(
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2011, 11:49:03 AM »
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i dont have doorknobs in my house, i just bust a hole in the wall to get where i want to go.
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Re: How do you open a door with a doorknob
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »
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Quote from: Nemisous on November 28, 2011, 11:49:03 AM
i dont have doorknobs in my house, i just bust a hole in the wall to get where i want to go.

The same thing happens in the #SHEEN household.
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