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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2011, 07:25:06 PM »
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Me: Hey hun how was work
Wife: Err good but think we should split


Me: So wanna get drunk the wife left me.
Friend: Ya she was also cheating on you thats why she left
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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2011, 07:27:49 PM »
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Meh, I can't get a girlfriend...

Forever a social outcast.

I'd imagine they be all over you with that facial hair and Wehrmacht cap.
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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2011, 07:29:48 PM »
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What are you talking about.
YOU MEAN YOU CHEATED ON ME
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See the funny thing is, I was cheated on.
Ha.

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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2011, 07:46:27 PM »
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I've only had one girlfriend, and I broke up with her.

Feels good man.

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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2011, 09:19:03 PM »
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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2011, 10:11:31 PM »
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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2011, 03:34:15 AM »
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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2011, 10:53:02 AM »
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I had a juvenile relationship when I was in 5th grade.
It was quite silly. I had liked this guy since 3rd grade and he knew it.

We were both clueless as to what a relationship was....
All we were was kids playing pretend to be grown up and it was fun.

He gave me a ring and we were wife and husband apparently and it was just play time ^_^
He also gave me my first kiss on the lips which was a really gentle peck kiss lmao.

Overall it was silly and innocent and I had fun during those days.

One day I had to move to another country and was never to see him again.
About a week through a friend told me that he started flirting/dating my cousin

I guess that was it?
Not entirely sure of what it is since.. I mean I was a young kid. It was all confusing.
But yes I was hurt because we had fun together playing.

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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2011, 11:18:59 AM »
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Really, I think the worst way for me was on the phone, as I remember it was like that.
*Phone rings, I pick it up*
Her: Hi what'cha doing?
Me: Playing games
Her: WHY YOU ALWAYS PLAY GAMES FFFFFUUUUUUU

Yeah I think it was like that....

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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2011, 02:05:34 PM »
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Text
Him:Wanna go out with me?
Me: Sure!
~Hour later~
Me: Hey what's up?
Him: I don't want to date you anymore.

mfw>
 
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Re: Shittiest way you've been dumped?
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2011, 02:33:22 PM »
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