Author Topic: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners  (Read 296 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline DJ myppl8

  • *
  • Posts: 12
  • Gender: Male
  • DUN B SUCH A MYPPL
  • Respect: 0
Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« on: November 04, 2011, 06:00:56 AM »
0
Weapons
A good hangun to start with would be the ''Owens Hangun''
has a good damge to it and is like a mini boomstick.

After you have 5 kills a good weapon would be the riochete magnum
or the crossfire glock.

Killing a Zombie

The most effective wat to kill a zombie is to aim for the head causes
 much more damage than aiming anywhere else  :zombie:

[/size]AFK Zombies[/u]

When you see an afk zombie you usually see them in the green smoke
dont shoot at them the green smoke regenerates there health so youll be shooting
at the zombie and you will lose all your ammo.

How to Cade

Dont cade early like noobs start to cade when there are zombies than humans or when your at wave 6 or 7.

How to Make Cade

DONT MAKE SHOOTING HOLES

Make a cade that has a hole to shoot through but not big
enough for poison headcrabs to shoot poison balls at you.

Thats all you need to know to get started bye bye  :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
In Garry's Mod the game dosent fail you you fail the game.


Offline Mehis

  • ****
  • Posts: 400
  • Gender: Male
  • lolbai
  • Respect: +88
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2011, 06:37:32 AM »
0
Can somebody do the rant for me? I just.... CAN'T!  :(

Offline Apie2

  • *****
  • Posts: 1367
  • Gender: Male
  • WAAAAZAAHHHH, You can eat me O_o
  • Respect: +821
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2011, 08:46:30 AM »
0
Lol'd I always cade early. So bishes cant rune my round.

Offline Dale Feles

  • Hoersface
  • ******
  • Posts: 2938
  • Gender: Male
  • Respect: +622
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2011, 01:37:34 PM »
0
Can somebody do the rant for me? I just.... CAN'T!  :(

This

Myppl, there is already a bunch of guides for zombie survival that are clearly better made and have real effort put in. How about you make a guide about something new and not posted yet.




Thank you Marie for the sprite.

Offline Travelsonic

  • *****
  • Posts: 743
  • We're gonna need a new obstacle course...
  • Respect: +78
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2011, 01:15:18 PM »
0

[/size]AFK Zombies[/u]

When you see an afk zombie you usually see them in the green smoke
dont shoot at them the green smoke regenerates there health so youll be shooting
at the zombie and you will lose all your ammo.

It depends - lots of people with high powered weapons, a few people with high power weapons, a lot of people with lower power weapons, you CAN overwhelm them enough where the fog's incremental restoration of health simply doesn't matter.

How to Cade

Dont cade early like noobs start to cade when there are zombies than humans or when your at wave 6 or 7.

coherency failure.

And honestly, it depends on the circumstances - if you're on a map where a lot of people were killed early - from pushers, or being AFK at the wrong time, and you're already facing enough zombies then cading may not be a bad idea REGARDLESS of if it is only wave 2, 3, etc... then OTOH, if it is wave 1, 2, 3, even wave 7, and there are still absurdly more humans than zombies, it may not at all be wise to cade early.
lim ( Δ :trollface: -> 0 ) (:trollface: + Δ :trollface:)² + :trollface: = :trollface:

Offline Nemisous

  • you're all puppets tangled in strings.
  • *****
  • Posts: 765
  • Gender: Male
  • I have no strings on me
  • Respect: +258
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2011, 02:32:34 PM »
0
i prefer to save my ammo at the first of game. just shooting everything that moves is stupid, and only wastes ammo which is in short supply at the beginning.

Offline TehHank

  • Party-sans
  • *****
  • Windows UserLeague PlayerDedicated SummonerDog Lover
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 1891
  • Gender: Male
  • Comrade, why are we using potatoes
  • Respect: +1072
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2011, 05:58:14 AM »
0
*sigh*

Melee. Use your gawd damn melee. I see new players wasting countless amounts of ammo from bad shots to the body.
There is no bad weapon. (excluding the plank  :trollface:)
early cading is perfectly fine but cading people out just gives the cader bad rep and hate

Offline Travelsonic

  • *****
  • Posts: 743
  • We're gonna need a new obstacle course...
  • Respect: +78
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2011, 07:27:59 AM »
0
There is no bad weapon. (excluding the plank  :trollface:)

There is, however, the satisfaction gained from killing a regular zombie from full health to death with just a plank, and avoiding all [or most] if his or her attacks in the process, and seeing said zombie rage afterwards.   :trollface: :trollface:
lim ( Δ :trollface: -> 0 ) (:trollface: + Δ :trollface:)² + :trollface: = :trollface:

Offline TehHank

  • Party-sans
  • *****
  • Windows UserLeague PlayerDedicated SummonerDog Lover
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 1891
  • Gender: Male
  • Comrade, why are we using potatoes
  • Respect: +1072
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2011, 08:31:19 AM »
0
Yes there is that satisfaction.

Offline Nemisous

  • you're all puppets tangled in strings.
  • *****
  • Posts: 765
  • Gender: Male
  • I have no strings on me
  • Respect: +258
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2011, 09:41:57 AM »
0
aways know your way around the map  8), i remember how much i hated fear tower, now i have not problem making it up and down.

Offline Travelsonic

  • *****
  • Posts: 743
  • We're gonna need a new obstacle course...
  • Respect: +78
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2011, 06:18:37 PM »
0
i remember how much i hated fear tower, now i have not problem making it up and down.

I know my way up the tower, and I still hate the fucking map if anything because teamcollisions are enabled on this server.  :P
lim ( Δ :trollface: -> 0 ) (:trollface: + Δ :trollface:)² + :trollface: = :trollface:

Offline TehHank

  • Party-sans
  • *****
  • Windows UserLeague PlayerDedicated SummonerDog Lover
    View More Badges!

  • Posts: 1891
  • Gender: Male
  • Comrade, why are we using potatoes
  • Respect: +1072
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2011, 03:05:18 AM »
0
Rule number 1 of fear tower: Goomba stop is your best friend.

Offline Travelsonic

  • *****
  • Posts: 743
  • We're gonna need a new obstacle course...
  • Respect: +78
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 08:37:30 AM »
0
Rule number 1 of fear tower: Goomba stop is your best friend.

A rule I take to heart as often as  humanly possible.  :D :D :D :D
lim ( Δ :trollface: -> 0 ) (:trollface: + Δ :trollface:)² + :trollface: = :trollface:

Offline Apie2

  • *****
  • Posts: 1367
  • Gender: Male
  • WAAAAZAAHHHH, You can eat me O_o
  • Respect: +821
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2011, 08:46:25 AM »
0
Rule number 1 of fear tower: Goomba stop is your best friend.
Rule number 1 is always kill zombies. D:

Offline Nemisous

  • you're all puppets tangled in strings.
  • *****
  • Posts: 765
  • Gender: Male
  • I have no strings on me
  • Respect: +258
Re: Zombie Survival Guide for beginners
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2011, 07:56:28 PM »
0
Rule number 1 is always kill zombies. D:

rule number 2 is kill the kleiner first.