Zombie Survival Guide for beginners

[DJ myppl8]

Weapons
A good hangun to start with would be the ''Owens Hangun''
has a good damge to it and is like a mini boomstick.

After you have 5 kills a good weapon would be the riochete magnum
or the crossfire glock.

Killing a Zombie

The most effective wat to kill a zombie is to aim for the head causes
 much more damage than aiming anywhere else 

[/size]AFK Zombies[/u]

When you see an afk zombie you usually see them in the green smoke
dont shoot at them the green smoke regenerates there health so youll be shooting
at the zombie and you will lose all your ammo.

How to Cade

Dont cade early like noobs start to cade when there are zombies than humans or when your at wave 6 or 7.

How to Make Cade

DONT MAKE SHOOTING HOLES

Make a cade that has a hole to shoot through but not big
enough for poison headcrabs to shoot poison balls at you.

Thats all you need to know to get started bye bye 

[Mehis]

Can somebody do the rant for me? I just.... CAN'T! 

[Apie2]

Lol'd I always cade early. So bishes cant rune my round.

[Dale Feles]

Can somebody do the rant for me? I just.... CAN'T! 

This

Myppl, there is already a bunch of guides for zombie survival that are clearly better made and have real effort put in. How about you make a guide about something new and not posted yet.

[Travelsonic]

[/size]AFK Zombies[/u]

When you see an afk zombie you usually see them in the green smoke
dont shoot at them the green smoke regenerates there health so youll be shooting
at the zombie and you will lose all your ammo.

It depends - lots of people with high powered weapons, a few people with high power weapons, a lot of people with lower power weapons, you CAN overwhelm them enough where the fog's incremental restoration of health simply doesn't matter.

How to Cade

Dont cade early like noobs start to cade when there are zombies than humans or when your at wave 6 or 7.

coherency failure.

And honestly, it depends on the circumstances - if you're on a map where a lot of people were killed early - from pushers, or being AFK at the wrong time, and you're already facing enough zombies then cading may not be a bad idea REGARDLESS of if it is only wave 2, 3, etc... then OTOH, if it is wave 1, 2, 3, even wave 7, and there are still absurdly more humans than zombies, it may not at all be wise to cade early.

[Nemisous]

i prefer to save my ammo at the first of game. just shooting everything that moves is stupid, and only wastes ammo which is in short supply at the beginning.

[TehHank]

*sigh*

Melee. Use your gawd damn melee. I see new players wasting countless amounts of ammo from bad shots to the body.
There is no bad weapon. (excluding the plank  )
early cading is perfectly fine but cading people out just gives the cader bad rep and hate

[Travelsonic]

There is no bad weapon. (excluding the plank  )

There is, however, the satisfaction gained from killing a regular zombie from full health to death with just a plank, and avoiding all [or most] if his or her attacks in the process, and seeing said zombie rage afterwards.   

[TehHank]

Yes there is that satisfaction.

[Nemisous]

aways know your way around the map  , i remember how much i hated fear tower, now i have not problem making it up and down.

[Travelsonic]

i remember how much i hated fear tower, now i have not problem making it up and down.

I know my way up the tower, and I still hate the fucking map if anything because teamcollisions are enabled on this server. 

[TehHank]

Rule number 1 of fear tower: Goomba stop is your best friend.

[Travelsonic]

Rule number 1 of fear tower: Goomba stop is your best friend.

A rule I take to heart as often as  humanly possible. 

[Apie2]

Rule number 1 of fear tower: Goomba stop is your best friend.

Rule number 1 is always kill zombies. D:

[Nemisous]

Rule number 1 is always kill zombies. D:

rule number 2 is kill the kleiner first.