So today my teacher told me a Halloween story.

[Astropilot]

Yes. That same teacher which I told you who had his child at 15.

One day my teacher and a couple friends went dropping eggs from the roof of their friends apartment. Then a couple guys from a nearby church-thing came by. He said they were probably Muslim. Normaly people would just look up and walk away from the egg throwing business. Instead these guys stayed and waited to see where they group was. 15 minutes later a friend of my teachers got tired of waiting and was like "FCUK DER POLIEC" and everyone dropped eggs. Those dudes found them and went back to the nearby church. A couple minutes later a large group of people came out with knifes, planks, and all those stuff. They angry mob went up the apartment. My teachers friends locked the door to the roof and went down the first fire escape. Apparently everyone was waiting for them downstairs at the front door. So they went back up. They went to the second fire escape and went down. The mob broke the lock and almost sliced his friends head off with a knife. My teacher was at tried unlocking the ladder at the second floor while everyone jumped down from it. Eventually he got it open and went down with a happy faic. They ran towards some bushes and hid there until some older guys they knew came by. They explained the whole situation and the older guys and the mob started fighting. Soon the authorities came and everyone was either arrested or put to the hospital everyone died.                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

[Sabb]

Was this supposed to be funny or?...

[ledjohnny]

Tell your teacher: "What a story, Mark!"

[Tomcat]

Tell your teacher: "What a story, Mark!"

the room reference

what a story mark

[Sabb]

the room reference

what a story mark

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[Dale Feles]

Tell your teacher: "What a story, Mark!"

It seems to me like you're a expert, Mark!

[Deathie]

Tell your teacher: "What a story, Mark!"

Yeah, you can say that again!



Also

> Take a story of a trip you took that day
> Replace X with "died at that spot two weeks ago."
> INSTANT CLASSIC

Watch

After a long day of work, I decided to stop at a small gas station to pick up a soda. The clerk was a really chill dude named Mark, and we spent nearly half an hour talking about the latest video games. He told me about when he used to work at gamestop. "What a story", I replied.

The next day while coming back from work, I decided to stop at the gas station. Another clerk was working that day. I asked where Mark was, and how I met him yesterday. The clerk gave me a terrified face. "Mark died two weeks ago during a hold-up."

Works with anything/everything.