I'm the north guy, I was living at the north north of israel so my life while the fights and wars was like that:
*missile flies*
Me: ah, another mortar today
*Friend comes to my house*
Friend: Hey wanna go eat outside?
Me: Sure, lets watch the fireworks outside.
*while me and my friend going down the stairs another missile heard*
Me: This one will probably will hit the pool.
Friend: Nah, the store.