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Raped by Enderman
« on: September 11, 2011, 06:16:28 PM »
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Re: Raped by Enderman
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 01:11:37 PM »
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looks like you were being eaten  :nomnom:

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Re: Raped by Enderman
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 01:16:28 PM »
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Ask Gamefreak.

The first time I played 1.8, we were doing it on a server.

We were checking out inventory when suddenly two Endermen were on the hills outside our house.


Gamefreak was like "OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING" as I ran out and fought them.



I actually managed to kill both of them with my bare fists, only to be struck down by my heroics from a creeper explosion.



Endermen are actually really easy to kill.


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Re: Raped by Enderman
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2011, 09:04:09 PM »
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Ask Gamefreak.

The first time I played 1.8, we were doing it on a server.

We were checking out inventory when suddenly two Endermen were on the hills outside our house.


Gamefreak was like "OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING" as I ran out and fought them.



I actually managed to kill both of them with my bare fists, only to be struck down by my heroics from a creeper explosion.



Endermen are actually really easy to kill.

it was more like

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE TWO GODDAMN ENDERMEN RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE
GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

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Re: Raped by Enderman
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 12:58:22 AM »
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it was more like

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE TWO GODDAMN ENDERMEN RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE
GET IN THE FUCKING CAR BOAT
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Re: Raped by Enderman
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2011, 06:43:51 AM »
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My goals to achieve:
1. Buy a new FUCKING GOD computer.
2. Buy Minecraft still in Beta.
3. Be the god of gamers  :trollface:

Quote from: gamefreak171
it was more like

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE TWO GODDAMN ENDERMEN RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE
GET IN THE FUCKING CAR

I lol'd at this...hahaha

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Re: Raped by Enderman
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2011, 04:59:52 PM »
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Hurray,

After the release date got pushed back a few times, 1.8 has come out!
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Re: Raped by Enderman
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2011, 12:16:32 PM »
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Next mob will be the backrapist, you hear strange sound of some one fucking behind you, you turn around you see no one turn around again, again no one after seconds you get hurt and you see a pedobear fucking you in the butt :3.