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Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« on: September 27, 2010, 12:18:47 AM »
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A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening.

 

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane
and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If
I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

 

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up
in the rear of the plane.

 


He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.
Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped....

 

Then, he spoke...'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.

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Re: Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 01:34:58 AM »
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LOL hahaahaha I lol'd at thiss hahahahaha

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Re: Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 02:49:32 AM »
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win

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Re: Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 12:13:12 PM »
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old but still...LOL

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Re: Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 12:28:00 PM »
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lol win

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Re: Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 01:43:07 PM »
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thats what i tell my wife sometimes lolol
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Re: Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 02:06:00 PM »
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I read this on my sex jokes apps in my iphone LOL.


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Re: Make Me Feel Like a Woman! another joke
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 02:20:47 PM »
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Lmao im so trying this on my buddy. See what happens.
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