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Life Mistakes
« on: July 15, 2011, 05:38:00 PM »
LETS GO. UP UNTIL WE RUN OUT OF MISTAKES TO MAKE.

1. Rig your car with a Dixie horn that's loud as a train horn and go up to a crowd of black people and scare them. (Dont get pissed at me for this one D:)

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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2011, 05:41:49 PM »
2. Realize a girl you like wants to fuck, but are too nervous to make any moves until she's moved on.

time to derail

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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2011, 05:43:00 PM »
3. Cake Face
HEUHEUHEU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?


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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2011, 06:14:57 PM »
3. Cake Face
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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2011, 06:20:28 PM »
4. Tattoos.

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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2011, 06:21:45 PM »
4. Tattoos.
What's wrong with tats?
Just got to not be stupid with what you get and where you get it.


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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2011, 06:25:09 PM »
What's wrong with tats?
Just got to not be stupid with what you get and where you get it.
#1 growing medical business?
Tattoo removal.

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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2011, 06:26:39 PM »
#1 growing medical business?
Tattoo removal.
And so, my comment remains.


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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2011, 06:40:20 PM »
5. Having sex with a hot girl only to find out she has every std known to man.

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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2011, 07:29:08 PM »
6. Find cures for STDs

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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2011, 08:53:51 PM »
6. Find cures for STDs
Did you really just say finding cures for STDs is a mistake?


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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2011, 08:55:48 PM »
And so, my comment remains.

Tattoos will just become bad with age. By the time you're 60 and going, it'll look like a saggy nipple.


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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2011, 08:56:25 PM »
Tattoos will just become bad with age. By the time you're 60 and going, it'll look like a saggy nipple.
But it's one very artistic and expressive saggy nipple.


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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2011, 08:58:17 PM »
But it's one very artistic and expressive saggy nipple.

Your flaming skull will look like a dying butterfly. It ruins your skin since you're basically editing your skin and putting ink in it.


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Re: Life Mistakes
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2011, 09:02:59 PM »
Your flaming skull will look like a dying butterfly. It ruins your skin since you're basically editing your skin and putting ink in it.
Lol?
How does it ruin your skin?

W/e, IMO, a small tattoo on your back or chest or something subtle, isn't anything bad. Besides, who fucking cares what saggy nipples you have and where when you're 80? It's not like you're any attractive without it anyways, and I don't think you'll be getting any action.


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