So, basically, I was going around loads of shops asking if they'll do the midnight sale.
Then, one said "I can give it to you right now".
So, little Don went to the bank, got himself £40, cancelled his pre-order at Gamestation and bought the motherfucking game.
This nice man, with long hair and an incredibly deep voice, gave little Don his Halo: Reach.
Full of joy and happiness, he made his way to get a camera. After realising his handy had a camera, he asked someone to take a picture of him, together with the mighty Halo Reach!
No one cares? Well, he doesn't care either!
Because he is going to play Halo: Reach right now while you, in fact, are not playing Halo Reach right now.
Have a nice day!
tl;dr; bought Halo Reach before release, took pictures of it, making you jeaRous.
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