Why Oregon is the shittiest state....

[Arcoyle]

Bet with Photosynthesis on why oregon is the worst state... feel free to add stuff

before we start:

Photosynthesis: No Chicago = 49 starts on flag
Arcoyle: ...
Photosynthesis: Wrextor lives in oregon
Photosynthesis: stars*
Arcoyle: your a dumbass
Arcoyle: chicago isnt a fucking state
Photosynthesis: then why is there s 50th star on the flag?

HERE IS EVERY STATE AND WHY ITS BETTER THAN OREGON (feel free to add to it  )
Alabama: badass rednecks
Alaska: badass bears
Arizona: delicious rattlesnake
Arkansas: Ate another state and consumed its power and stole its name (arKANSAS)
California: Mexico - Tomcat
Colorado: Grand Canyon
Connecticut: ...well at least it isnt oregon
Delaware: Something to do with washington crossing it? (yeah i know it was the river but still....)
Florida: Place to hide america's elderly
Georgia: Also a country. Old soviet union. Nuff said.
Hawaii: pinapples, mangos, grass skirts
Idaho: it is the ho
Illinois: Chicago is here (i think) so the existance of this state proves that chicago IS A FUCKING CITY
Indiana: nascar
Iowa: Easy to spell
Kansas: epic tornados
Kentucky: Horse racing (/gambling on horse racing)
Lousiana: epic hurricanes
Maine: lobster
Maryland: 'Tis a merry land indeed
Massachusetts: Boston. Which is also a band. A fucking amazing band.
Michigan: Flint and all the fucked up-idness it comes with. You thought id say great lakes, but nah.
Minnesota: its a miny sota. half the calories of a large sota!
Mississippi: Well its worth a lot in scrabble...
Missouri: Has a river named after it
Montana: if you switch the syllables it becomes Tanamon, which is a grass pokemon with over 9000 attack power
Nebraska: Sounds like a russian stripper's name.... ok maybe thats a strech but its still better than oregon
Nevada: VEGAS, BABY!!!!
New Hampshire: So awesome it didnt even need an old hampshire to destroy first
New Jersey: .....No comment. I won't admit I lost though.
New Mexico: Its new while old mexico still exists. Must suck to be in old mexico and see new mexico right on top of you.
New York: New York City.
North Carolina: long live the confederacy!
North Dakota: Hates south dakota. Which is awesome.
Ohio: Easiest state to ambigram
Oklahoma: The only state with an erection
Oregon: Nothing. It fucking sucks. It sucks so hard that the first thing settlers wanted to do after travelling god + historians know how many miles TO oregon the first thing they wanted to do was leave.
Pennsylvania: Where vampires live. Dont contridict me.
Rhode Island: Small. A lot like the dicks of people who live in oregon.
South Carolina: Guns. All of them. At the same time. And legal
South Dakota: I think this is the one with rushmore...
Tennessee: Really thin. Like my patience with people WHO THINK CHICAGO IS A FUCKING STATE.
Texas: Dont mess with it.
Utah: Very nice national parks. (yeah i know but its hard to be clever at 2am and after 40 something states)
Vermount: Ok I swear this one is a bug pokemon....
Virginia: Where the virgins go!
Washington: Canada's really hot ass.
West Virginia: West of virginia. And I dont even need a map!
Wisconsin: ALWAYS dreaming of cheese.
Wyoming: Its first 2 letters are in alphabetical order... Only state to do that (I think... other than delaware....)



HEY PHOTO YOU SEE CHICAGO ON THAT LIST? NEITHER DO I.

[Supertoaster]

lrn2state

[cogsandspigots]

Um, I think you put the wrong description on North Carolina. It belongs to South Carolina, whose state flag is the Dixie flag.
For North Carolina, the state has the highest concentration of Ellis on the planet.
Kiddie land!

[Juan_Ambriz]

LOL "then why is there 50 Stars" i love how i had to lrn all the states in 6th grade haha, anyway
California-Very Good Random Ping, and i too live their

[Foofoojack]

u dun talk shit bout my state nikka

[Peetah]

Look at that there New Mexico.

[Cake Faice]

You forgot about Cake Face's smeckyness in Nevada.

[Seb]

You forgot about Seb's smecksyness in Florida.

[Jazin Kay]

Oregon has no sales tax.

And gamer girls who are actually fuckable, since our women work out.

OMSI keeps Creationism out of our kids minds.

And Trimet rules balls. Buses that go anywhere and MAX trains that get you over 1/5th of the state alone.


HOWEVER:

Homeless/unemployment rate is high, so we have smelly pothead skater kids bunking under bridges, asking for money and stealing boxes of candy to sell on trains. Drugs are a big problem, crack and meth and weed are the worst. Gang activity isn't that high, but in some areas, you can't even order from McDonalds without someone asking what you mean by that, then you get punched.

I like my home. Sometimes.

[Foofoojack]

Oregon has no sales tax.

And gamer girls who are actually fuckable, since our women work out.

OMSI keeps Creationism out of our kids minds.

And Trimet rules balls. Buses that go anywhere and MAX trains that get you over 1/5th of the state alone.


HOWEVER:

Homeless/unemployment rate is high, so we have smelly pothead skater kids bunking under bridges, asking for money and stealing boxes of candy to sell on trains. Drugs are a big problem, crack and meth and weed are the worst. Gang activity isn't that high, but in some areas, you can't even order from McDonalds without someone asking what you mean by that, then you get punched.

I like my home. Sometimes.

a fellow oregonian!
"And gamer girls who are actually fuckable, since our women work out."
-very true
"And Trimet rules balls. Buses that go anywhere and MAX trains that get you over 1/5th of the state alone."
I love our new system, very convenient.

[Arcoyle]

I hope you all know it was 2am when I made this, all completely off the top of my head.... 

So sorry for any mistakes

[Jazin Kay]

Still a good conversation.

[Peter Petrelli]

Chicago is a state? 

[Deathie]

Washington: Wolfies home residence.

Fixed.

[Dale Feles]

You forgot about $ilent's smexyness in Can... oh wait.
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