for those who feel like it:

[Frank]

Let's not, because 24.23.186.69 is my IP.

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"I CAN'T CONNECT, I START UP X, ENTER connect Y AND IT WON'T WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?"

[ursus]

I CAN'T CONNECT TO RANDOM, I START UP BOTNET ENTER connect random.dontexist.com AND IT WONT WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

[Frank]

I CAN'T CONNECT TO CP, I START UP INTERNET EXPLORER 6 connect secretcp.pr0n.info AND IT WONT WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

[ItchyDani3l]

I CAN'T CONNECT TO ANYTHING, I START UP VISTA AND CLICK Login AND IT WON'T WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??

[blαh2355]

I CAN'T CONNECT TO ANYTHING, I START UP VISTA AND CLICK Login AND IT WON'T WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??

LOL, LOL

I CAN'T CONNECT, I STARTED UP COMBAT ARMS AND ENTERED THE IP AN- oh wait ._.

[Sabb]

I love how derailed I made this topic.

[Frank]

I love how derailed I made this topic.

I CAN'T CONNECT TO on-topic, I START UP SAFARI connect random.com/on_topic AND IT WONT WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

[blαh2355]

I CAN'T CONNECT TO on-topic, I START UP SAFARI connect random.com/on_topic AND IT WONT WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?

Wipe hard drive

[Cake Faice]

FUUUUUUUUUU-

I PUT IT IN IP TRACER, AND IT ONLY POINTS TO SOME NOOB IN CALI. DO I ORDER HIM PIZZAS OR RE-DIRECT PROSTITUTES TO HIS HOUSE?

[ursus]

FUUUUUUUUUU-

I PUT IT IN IP TRACER, AND IT ONLY POINTS TO SOME NOOB IN CALI. DO I ORDER HIM PIZZAS OR RE-DIRECT PROSTITUTES TO HIS HOUSE?

send me some pizza nigga

[Cake Faice]

send me some pizza nigga

How 'bout I order you $150 in coloring books?

[ursus]

How 'bout I order you $150 in coloring books?

I'll color them all in and send them back.