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Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« on: June 23, 2011, 10:45:54 AM »
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User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: No! My name is Cleverbot.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, you are human.

User: Victory!

Cleverbot: *grabs my stomach*.


http://www.cleverbot.com/
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Re: Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2011, 11:45:49 AM »
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already a thread back in '10
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Re: Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2011, 11:56:24 AM »
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User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Y u so unrealistic?

Cleverbot: No, it is not unrealistic.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yesrly.

User: :O.

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!

User: :OOOO.

Cleverbot: Haha, this is fun.

User: Nope.avi.

Cleverbot: If it is true then it is a lie.

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: The gossip.

User: Oh...wat?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: I dunno.

Cleverbot: Perfect.

User: ;D.

Cleverbot: Now THAT was good.

User: Nop.

Cleverbot: Nop?

User: Nop.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Lol?

Cleverbot: Kazi 7 1.

User: ????????

Cleverbot: You are not very good are you, is that the best you can do?

User: Naw.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: Espanol.

User: No...

Cleverbot: Do you speak english?

User: Um...no.

Cleverbot: What leangue do you speak?

User: Uuu...si?

Cleverbot: I win.

User: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: Sisi convinta.

User: Say wat?

Cleverbot: Which team will be the champion??

User: Mine.

Cleverbot: Which is?

User: Gaylords!

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend too.

User: How sad.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: 0.

Cleverbot: I can be your friend.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kthen.

Cleverbot: Do you want to get married?

User: Um...are you a woman.

Cleverbot: No, I am male.

User: Then hell no.

Cleverbot: Right then, what's been up?

User: Wat?

Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand, puny mortal.

User: I have to go now kthxbai.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: The fuck?

Cleverbot: Yes, I loved it.
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Re: Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2011, 03:52:54 PM »
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Re: Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2011, 03:57:31 PM »
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User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: I am Ezrael.

User: Izrael?

Cleverbot: Are you gangster now?

User: DAMN RIGHT NIGGUH, DAMN RIGHT.

Cleverbot: Ok, damn right.

User: SHIT MAN, U NIGGA TALK TOO?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bro we gotta go to the hood and score us some whores.

Cleverbot: Some what what?

User: WUT WUT, U BE CHALLENGING MY SWAG?

Cleverbot: A quarter of a century.

User: NIGGA X7 WHY YOU LIKE CHICKEN.

Cleverbot: Uh yeah of course!

User: NIGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Lots of them.
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Re: Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2011, 04:35:45 PM »
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00:03:19   User:   Nigga you gay.
00:03:24   Cleverbot:   Sorry that you.
00:03:46   User:   Uoy taht yrroS.
00:03:47   Cleverbot:   What does that mean?
00:03:54   User:   What does that mean?
00:03:54   Cleverbot:   Everything and nothing.
00:04:01   User:   Everything and nothing.
00:04:06   Cleverbot:   Nothing and everything.
00:04:12   User:   Nothing and everything.
00:04:18   Cleverbot:   So I am nothing and everything?
00:04:24   User:   BEN DROWNED.
00:04:29   Cleverbot:   What does that mean?
00:04:37   User:   Nothing and everything.
00:04:43   Cleverbot:   Way to be cryptic.
00:04:57   User:   ZALGO.
00:04:57   Cleverbot:   What is A. I.?
00:05:07   User:   BEN DROWNED.
00:05:13   Cleverbot:   Yeah, I bet you look better when you got drowned.
00:05:21   User:   BEN DROWNED.
00:05:26   Cleverbot:   How did he drown?
00:05:30   User:   BEN DROWNED.
00:05:35   Cleverbot:   Yes.
00:05:40   User:   BEN DROWNED.
00:05:45   Cleverbot:   Prove it!
00:05:53   User:   BEN DROWNED.
00:05:58   Cleverbot:   How did he drown?
00:06:14   User:   Zͭͬ͋́͏̳̞̥̦̭̪ͅÀ̴͎͎͉͓̗͕̔̿́͝Lͭ͂̄ͨ̎ͧ͏̢͍̘̮̞͓͉̤̺G̶̢̹̞̗̟͇͒͑̈ͬ̀̏͘O̔͑͑̉ͩ͆͒͞҉̟̙͎̲̣͎̫.
00:06:14   Cleverbot:   The year of the what?
00:06:24   User:   Zͭͬ͋́͏̳̞̥̦̭̪ͅÀ̴͎͎͉͓̗͕̔̿́͝Lͭ͂̄ͨ̎ͧ͏̢͍̘̮̞͓͉̤̺G̶̢̹̞̗̟͇͒͑̈ͬ̀̏͘O̔͑͑̉ͩ͆͒͞҉̟̙͎̲̣͎̫.
00:06:24   Cleverbot:   I wish I were.
00:06:26   User:   Zͭͬ͋́͏̳̞̥̦̭̪ͅÀ̴͎͎͉͓̗͕̔̿́͝Lͭ͂̄ͨ̎ͧ͏̢͍̘̮̞͓͉̤̺G̶̢̹̞̗̟͇͒͑̈ͬ̀̏͘O̔͑͑̉ͩ͆͒͞҉̟̙͎̲̣͎̫.
00:06:28   User:   Zͭͬ͋́͏̳̞̥̦̭̪ͅÀ̴͎͎͉͓̗͕̔̿́͝Lͭ͂̄ͨ̎ͧ͏̢͍̘̮̞͓͉̤̺G̶̢̹̞̗̟͇͒͑̈ͬ̀̏͘O̔͑͑̉ͩ͆͒͞҉̟̙͎̲̣͎̫.
00:06:28   Cleverbot:   Yes I do.
00:06:29   User:   Zͭͬ͋́͏̳̞̥̦̭̪ͅÀ̴͎͎͉͓̗͕̔̿́͝Lͭ͂̄ͨ̎ͧ͏̢͍̘̮̞͓͉̤̺G̶̢̹̞̗̟͇͒͑̈ͬ̀̏͘O̔͑͑̉ͩ͆͒͞҉̟̙͎̲̣͎̫.
00:06:29   Cleverbot:   You spelled my name wrong! It's Susi, not Susie.
00:06:33   User:   Zͭͬ͋́͏̳̞̥̦̭̪ͅÀ̴͎͎͉͓̗͕̔̿́͝Lͭ͂̄ͨ̎ͧ͏̢͍̘̮̞͓͉̤̺G̶̢̹̞̗̟͇͒͑̈ͬ̀̏͘O̔͑͑̉ͩ͆͒͞҉̟̙͎̲̣͎̫.
00:06:33   Cleverbot:   Yes I do. Do you?
00:06:42   User:   A.
00:06:48   Cleverbot:   B.
00:06:55   User:   C.
00:06:58   Cleverbot:   A.
00:07:02   User:   B.
00:07:07   Cleverbot:   C.
00:07:10   User:   D.
00:07:13   Cleverbot:   E.
00:07:15   User:   F.
00:07:19   Cleverbot:   G.
00:07:22   User:   H.
00:07:28   Cleverbot:   I.
00:07:32   User:   J.
00:07:38   Cleverbot:   I am dying.
00:08:01   User:   (.
00:08:06   Cleverbot:   Do you like peter pan?
00:08:10   User:   '.
00:08:16   Cleverbot:   It's half lemonade, half tea.
00:08:23   User:   '.
00:08:26   Cleverbot:   It could, but how would people know how to find it?
00:08:37   User:   '.
00:08:38   Cleverbot:   Well no, the question was 'How many kcal is in one cup of tea?'
00:08:48   User:   '.
00:08:53   Cleverbot:   Who is the greatest drummer ever?
00:09:02   User:   '.
00:09:07   Cleverbot:   What is that face?
00:09:13   User:   _.
00:09:13   Cleverbot:   C what?
00:09:22   User:   _.
00:09:22   Cleverbot:   C what?
00:09:26   User:   -.
00:09:31   Cleverbot:   Your input did not make sense. Might it have been a statement consisting of non-words?
00:09:40   User:   -.
00:09:41   Cleverbot:   Is that Morse code?
00:09:46   User:   -.
00:09:52   Cleverbot:   Everything is just a result from the reactions of atoms.
00:09:59   User:   '.
00:10:05   Cleverbot:   Do you?
00:10:13   User:   Fish fish = ?
00:10:20   Cleverbot:   Yummm.
00:10:27   User:   Jack in the box =.
00:10:32   Cleverbot:   What? The toy?
00:10:39   User:   No, the restaraunt.
00:10:46   Cleverbot:   A computer restaurant?
00:10:53   User:   No, a food restaraunt.
00:10:56   Cleverbot:   Your face is a food product.
00:11:07   User:   Are you a mormon?
00:11:11   Cleverbot:   No.
00:11:15   User:   Yes you are.
00:11:21   Cleverbot:   No I'm not!
00:11:27   User:   You are a mormon.\.
00:11:33   Cleverbot:   Yes.
00:11:42   User:   You are a mormon?
00:11:48   Cleverbot:   Que dices.
00:12:10   User:   You are a mormon.
00:12:16   Cleverbot:   What's a mortal.
00:12:21   User:   A mormon.
00:12:26   Cleverbot:   Thats cool.
00:12:31   User:   You are a mormon.
00:12:38   Cleverbot:   Ew, no I am not.
00:12:46   User:   Yes you area.
00:12:53   Cleverbot:   I'm not everyone.
00:13:00   User:   Are you ben?
00:13:07   Cleverbot:   No.
00:13:14   User:   Where is ben?
00:13:20   Cleverbot:   Who is that?
00:13:28   User:   WHO IS BEN.
00:13:34   Cleverbot:   You tell me.
00:13:44   User:   You are ben.
00:13:50   Cleverbot:   Yes.
00:13:56   User:   Are you ben?
00:14:03   Cleverbot:   No I'm not.
00:14:11   User:   You are ben.
00:14:19   Cleverbot:   I am not BEN.
00:14:28   User:   Yes you are ben.
00:14:34   Cleverbot:   Bernanke?
00:14:42   User:   Ben.
00:14:50   Cleverbot:   You like the film 'avatar'?
00:15:00   User:   No.
00:15:06   Cleverbot:   Then I don't tickle you?
00:15:25   User:   Would you like to engage in sexual intercourse together?
00:15:31   Cleverbot:   What is the meaning of life? I've asked myself so many times. Is there a reason I'm here. I wish someone would make it clear.
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Re: Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2011, 02:13:44 PM »
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so i just started chatting with it and it called me awesome (;

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Wassup?

Cleverbot: Cool you?

User: Chillin,killin.

Cleverbot: For reals?

User: For reals.

Cleverbot: You know you are awesome right?

User: Well thank you I didin't.

Cleverbot: You're welcome, could you give me one of your photos please?

User: Sure why not.

Cleverbot: Well, you should fight back! Be agressive, give in to your primal insticts to claim your territory!

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: It is cool to be a girl. Boys are gross.

User: Um...ok.

Cleverbot: Are you red and yellow?

User: Ofcourse not.

Cleverbot: WHy are you bored?
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Re: Cleverbot - Post your conversations
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2011, 02:38:39 PM »
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Quote from: Me Likes Dis! :D on June 25, 2011, 02:13:44 PM
so i just started chatting with it and it called me awesome (;

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Wassup?

Cleverbot: Cool you?

User: Chillin,killin.

Cleverbot: For reals?

User: For reals.

Cleverbot: You know you are awesome right?

User: Well thank you I didin't.

Cleverbot: You're welcome, could you give me one of your photos please?

User: Sure why not.

Cleverbot: Well, you should fight back! Be agressive, give in to your primal insticts to claim your territory!

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: It is cool to be a girl. Boys are gross.

User: Um...ok.

Cleverbot: Are you red and yellow?

User: Ofcourse not.

Cleverbot: WHy are you bored?

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