Online Health Class

[Tomcat]

I have an online health class in which it means its a Pilot course and easy ha.


What do i say when we have the unit on female and male "relationships" and sexuality and my parents walk in  LOL


give me funny excuses

[Mr. Franklin]

Just Say: Mr.Franklin was here... if you don't want to get sew'd by Franklin Corp., then walk away......

[Cake Faice]

A online health class?

Its called porn. Look it up. 

[[Valor]iPounce]

Excuse: Mom i am teaching this noobs how to f. lol.

[Peetah]

Dad, I understand. My penis is bigger then yours.

[Rocket50]

Tomcat: Ohhhh so the vagina goes here, and the penis goes OVER the balls. Ohhhh i get it.

Tomcat's dad walks in: WTF are you looking at!!!!!

Tomcat: Dad, I understand, it makes you feel uncomfertable to see other men's penises that are bigger than urs

[Jman]

Dad walks in...

Solution: Cut Penis. No give excuse. He comes in and yells at you. Too noisy!   

[Peetah]

Dad, I need more sauce!!!