Who were you in the past life?

[Supertoaster]

I was a gigantic vagina, Vagibeson IV, Leader of Vaginas in the Vaginalife.

[Devie]

I was a gigantic vagina

ew you were an obese black womans vagina.

[Sabb]

ew you were an obese black womans vagina.

Devie knows what she's talking about.

[ٶȻhriʂ]

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North of Latin America around the year 900. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to study, to practice and to use the wisdom that lies within the psychological sciences and in ancient manuscripts. With strong faith and hard work you will reach your real destiny in your present life.
Do you remember now?

oh jeez i typed that i was born 2010