gawd, that just reminds me of an episode of family guy where Stewie has to go find Rupert. He makes a deal with the father and says "you can have my dog and if you put peanut butter anywhere on your body he will lick it. *whispers* anywhere." >_>
You know, that reminds me of how much of a faggot you are for watching family guy.
Unless you watch it on [adult swim], in which case you're cool.