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Dream Recall
Wafflepiezz:
--- Quote ---I have a method to having wet dreams, sometimes works, sometimes doesn't.
1.Undress FULLY
2.Open your window ALL the way
3.Think about the dream you want to have
4.Remove covers from yourself, let the cold air encase you
5.??
6.Profit
One time I did this and had a great dream, let's just say it included buttsecks and a BJ
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Open windows = Vulnerable to ninjas and robbers
Remove covers = Vulnerable to getting jumped on by insects
Foofoojack:
--- Quote from: Wafflepiezz on June 01, 2011, 10:40:28 PM ---Open windows = Vulnerable to ninjas and robbers
Remove covers = Vulnerable to getting jumped on by insects
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Ninjas and robbers? Man, my penis will come to life at night and knock the shit out of them.
Insects? I was born with insect propelling skin.
jimonions:
propelling insects? :trollface:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)I think you mean repellent
Deacon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
this happened to me like a year ago
I was freaking the fuck out, trying to call someone, unable to speak. just laying there staring at my tv
unable to move. I was even going to throw something at the wall to get someones attention but i couldn't move my arms
coolzeldad:
--- Quote from: jimonions on June 01, 2011, 11:14:24 PM ---propelling insects? :trollface:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)I think you mean repellent
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No, here in Aperture Laboratories we do things OUR way.
Yes, insect propellant.. propels insects from your skin! Brilliant stuff here
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