Help... me...

[Seb]

ya LOL
I'd see status updates that say
"Dear Lord Jesus, I want to thank you for waking me up to another beautiful day"
"Dear God, Please help me through this horrible time"
"God, thank you for everything"

GOD IS ON FACEBOOK, DIDNT YOU GUYS KNOW

This is like back on myspace days where the up tight christians would add "Jesus" onto their friends list and set him as their number 1 top friend...lol

Ugh, I have this one friend where EVERY SINGLE STATUS he makes is a Bible verse.

I commented on one of them with 2 Kings 2:23-24 and he stopped for a couple of days.

[coolzeldad]

OH LORD LOL.

Well I guess he's always been here :o

[Cake Faice]

...They do that? ._.

Yeadontaddcheesicle.

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[John]

awwww that's a really nice quote
I like it!

"He is the one who waits at the other side, arms stretched to greet you to death's embrace"
<3
I'll probably take out "He" though so people won't think it's a God reference and think of me as one of those uptight christians who talks to god on facebook

It's supposed to be scary though lol

[bipolardiz]

ya LOL
I'd see status updates that say
"Dear Lord Jesus, I want to thank you for waking me up to another beautiful day"
"Dear God, Please help me through this horrible time"
"God, thank you for everything"

GOD IS ON FACEBOOK, DIDNT YOU GUYS KNOW

This is like back on myspace days where the up tight christians would add "Jesus" onto their friends list and set him as their number 1 top friend...lol

there is a Jesus group where ppl pray. They ask him for strength and stuff. Its pretty idiotic if you ask me.

[Dale Feles]

there is a Jesus group where ppl pray. They ask him for strength and stuff. Its pretty idiotic if you ask me.

Christians. My parents are in this religion and tbh, its huge bullshit.

[Sabb]

Christians. My parents are in this religion and tbh, its huge bullshit.

Oh my derp...
First off, you can't just say Christians all do that shit, considering there are MANY DIFFERENT BELIEVES OF CHRISTIANITY.
It's mainly orthodox Christians that bring religion too far IMO.

[Peetah]

I think your faith is closely linked your life experiences.
I am quite religious myself.
Not like Extremist, but have a strong trust in the Big man.

[Cake Faice]

I think your faith is closely linked your life experiences.
I am quite religious myself.
Not like Extremist, but have a strong trust in the Big man.

Unique lady from an old excercise tape really likes working out

[Sabb]

Unique lady from an old excercise tape really likes working out

Oh lawd.
Cake just an erection.

[bipolardiz]

I think your faith is closely linked your life experiences.
I am quite religious myself.
Not like Extremist, but have a strong trust in the Big man.

I respect that! And agree! Well I am not religious and I dont believe in the Big man but I mean in the idea.