Great Topic: One Superpower, What Would It Be?

[Blaze]

Ok guys, this may seem a little childish, but to me it isn't. Dreaming of flying or shooting beams from your middle finger ( ) is cool. Anyway, if you want to be proper use this format:

Power:

Reason:

Helpfullness:

This is my choice:

Power: alter reality

Reason: you can do anything

Helpfullness: I could change the world for the better

Your turn. You CANNOT copy others, change the wording but not the actual power, or have a two-fold power

Your power doesn't need to be helpful. Have fun! 

[coolzeldad]

Power: Anti-Alter Reality

Reason: Can prevent those with Alter Reality from altering reality.

Helpfullness: I could prevent those with Alter Reality from changing reality to what they 'think' would be better.

[Sabb]

Power: Anti-lag

Reason: MINECOCK WHY YOU LAG

Helpfulness: May no child ever experience the dreadful such lag.

[Blaze]

that's not copying DAMMN ITT!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Well, luckily, i could alter reality to permanently disable your anti alter realty powers. YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! WHOOOO!!!!!!!

 

this is being sent to coolz, not u adam. Your power is awesome.

[blαh2355]

Power: Anti-Alter Reality

Reason: Can prevent those with Alter Reality from altering reality.

Helpfullness: I could prevent those with Alter Reality from changing reality to what they 'think' would be better.

I lol'd

Power: Noclip

Reason: So I could go everywhere without going through doors, up stairs, up/down elevators, etc.

Helpfullness: Helps with my daily schedule

[Frank]

Power: Control space and time.

Reason: feels good, man.

Helpfulness: I could watch a lot of porn at the same *time*.

[Cake Faice]

Power: Ability to erect my penis as tall as 100ft.

Reason: Oh, all the possibilities.

Helpfullness: At-least I can extract children from burning apartments.

[Blaze]

ok frank's cool but really kee? can u shrink it? if not no way can u have sex unless it's outside 

[Peetah]

Power: Mind control.

Reason: Can get any woman on demand/ Men if im in the mood.
              Make black people let me jump them.
              Make Coolz promote me to owner and give me all his babies. >:3

Helpfulness: I can help people make the wrong decisions.

[ursus]

Power: Mind reading.

Reason: When you know what everyone wants, you give it to them, they give you what you want, and everyone's a winner. Mostly you.

Helpfulness: I can help myself, and people who need help but won't ask for it. Mostly myself.

[Foofoojack]

Power: Invisibility/Senseless Touch

Reason: RAEP

Helpfullness: gives me a boner

[Blaze]

Mind Control and Invisibility: BEST POWERS EVA (besides altering reality,  )

[cogsandspigots]

Power: always being right

Reason: laziest superpower ever

Helpfulness: I say "world peace is a reality", deed is done, world is saved. Then I go up to a girl and say ,"you will suck my cock right now" , deed is done, I get a bj.

[ursus]

Power: always being right

Reason: laziest superpower ever

Helpfulness: I say "world peace is a reality", deed is done, world is saved. Then I go up to a girl and say ,"you will suck my cock right now" , deed is done, I get a bj.

So if you say "you're all faggots" under your breath, the entire world turns gay?

[memo3300]

Power: always being right

Reason: laziest superpower ever

Helpfulness: I say "world peace is a reality", deed is done, world is saved. Then I go up to a girl and say ,"you will suck my cock right now" , deed is done, I get a bj.

Then you say "i hope you get raped tonight" to your best friend because he made a joke about your mom, and it happens.