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Cake Faice:
I'd wire-up the time machine mechanism to a car(inb4Delorean) and travel back to the 1800's, right at the time the golden spike was finished. I wonder how people react to see such a marvelous device.

·UηİŦ··:
I think about this every other day :I

Spoiler (click to show/hide)February 17th, 1990
With me, I have:

Laser Pistol (Loaded, Free-energy-Reciprocating internal Battery)
Several Copies of Floppy disks containing valuable data from the future (even music)
An Iphone
"How to Talk so People Will Listen"
2011 Dodge Charger in Neon Colours
Spoiler (click to show/hide) Cept notblue
With these things, I will:

Watch Depeche Mode perform 'Enjoy the Silence' atop the WTC

Go buy a set of Parachute Pants

Prevent Kurt Cobain from killing himself during April 5th of 1992

Enjoy the Culture of the 90s

Ridin' with my Top Down (not really but you get the idea)

Street race idiots in my Car from the FUTAR  :o

Encourage the formation of the United Nations of the Americas "U.N.A."

Celebrate my birth

Smashing Pumpkins, No Doubt, Third Eye Blind, REM, U2, Public Enemy, Biz, Ice Cube etc

Stop B. I. G. and 2-Pac from getting gunned down

Cartoon Break.

Party like it's 1999

99 problems and a Bitch ain't one (2000).

Stop 9/11, hang terrorist off American flag-pole and post on internet. Leave them there.

Then just chill in my GIANT MANSIONthing. Woo.


These Time Travels all interconnect with eachother, in Chronological Order:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)May 1st, 1982 (Later 1982B) (Timeline 1932)
With me, I have:

An Iphone
1982 DMC DeLorean with upgrades from 2015  :trollface:
Another Laser-pistol
Cyborg Implants
Iphone Blueprints

With these things, I will:

Locate Subject_1 (See: July 15th 1932)
Buy Acceptable Apparel (More Para-pants, 1982 shirt, Converse, Dark Hoodie, Digital Watch...)
Attend my High-school (It was built in the 60's  ;D)
Ace classes (again)
Bewilder everyone wif mai knowlidg of da futar
Get Laid
Wow everyone with the Iphone; Make joke at how Apple's doing right now compared to 2011
Get noticed by media with magic device; maek monies with blueprints of Iphone/steal a bunch from the future and sell 'em
Punch out some Neo-Nazis (See: July 15th 1932)
Graduate
Chill with Subject_1
Prevent a Paradox, by sending a Time-duplicate of myself to 1932

Go to 1975...


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July 15th, 1932 (Timeline not yet altered)
With me, I have:

An Iphone, with memo from me in 1982B
1990 Lamborghini Countach, Black
Prepared Documents, Blueprints, Samples, Data
30's Money
Stamp of Approval from Government Sectors
Sharp-looking Suit

With these things, I will:

Tell a Duplicate of myself to go to any point in the 50's, but use a Fake Name

Using another Fake name, bring the Guaranteed Proposal of Supersoldiers (GPS) to America, detailing them on events to come

Convince them, if otherwise

Contact other Major Allied Forces; Detailed briefing of things to come

Help then engineer better weapons, vehicles, armor, Communications, basically everything in the God-damned force

Start Programs to train soldiers better

Terrorist Attack on Adolf Hitler during 1938, killing a major portion of his little Reich, but not killing him. Yet.

1940- Let Axis think everything is going to plan, then fly F-16s over skies and carpet-bomb strategically. Kill 3/4 Nazi Germany.

Fire Fireworks of Allied Flags after bombing  >:D

1942/1943- Evacuate people in Camps, streets

1944- This time, FLASHBBANG the Bunker extensively  >:D Send in Giant, scary-ass Mechs to terrorize area. Do not kill Hitler yet.
Zero Allies Casualties as of December 31st, 1944.

1945- Record as team of Military Units storm Stronghold, mercilessly, yet hilariously killing countless Nazi Soldiers  ^-^

Shoot gun out of Hitler's hands. Proceed to Curse in German, French, English, and Russian. Especially Russian.

Make Bastard dance as I shoot lasers at feet for 30 minutes.

Start moping the floor with bastard for 15 minutes; Psychological Warfare

Put on Trollface Mask, Break Adolf's legs, then Turn him into Swiss Cheese with Laser-Gun 'on camera'.

Mini-nuke Building, have civilians burn rest of Nazi flags or something.

Play Infamous Broadcast of Video on Radio, to every radio, immediately after.

Then

Broadcast Shoot To Kill Notification of Remaining Nazi Solders.

Sharpen a Stick on Both sides.

War over.

Form U.N.A again, but this time, in the late 40's.

Mail Video to US Government for documentation and release 30 years later.

Visit Subject_MT1 (a Civilian Project of the GPS Project), born on March 31st, 1948. Biologically Aged 2, Chronologically/Mentally Aged 12.
Make friends with, tell information about future events in order to avoid Paradox.
Give new Alias "Keith Smith". Tell Keith to Cryogenically freeze self until August 17th, 1969 (To avoid knowledge of my further doings, thus causing another paradox); then move to remote house in the middle of nowhere and wait for me to re-contact him under my REAL name.

Play important Role in Politics for next 7 years with same Fake Name

Stage Murder on March 31st, 1955. Live rest of days under another name, in South America. Leave behind 3 Children...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)September 16th, 1975B (Timeline 1932)
With me, I have:

An Iphone
Skateboard
Another Laser-pistol
Afro
Numbers of Important people

With these things, I will:

Get Down On It

Warn Bob Marley about Cancer

Call up some famous, influential Businessmen

Money

Create a Bank Account and mail the information to a undisclosed location, "Do not open this until 1981"

Leech off Disco

Give to the poor

Lol InlineSkating

Invent Cds 20 years before they were supposed to

Watch Future Self get Set

Mellow Out


Spoiler (click to show/hide)June 4th, 1950B (Timeline 1932)
With me, I have:

An Iphone
2004 Toyota Supra
A Laser GUN received from an unknown source
Subject_1's Location received from an unknown source
G-men Badge received from an unknown source

With these things, I will:

Take a walk around The new World
Scare World with Nuclear fear
Laugh it off
Diplomatic Immunity (I GOTS A GOVERNMENT BADGE LOLOLOLO  :trollface:)
Invent Modern-day Computer Components (Transistors instead of Vacuum Tubes etc)
Make 'free' love
Say Hi to Elvis, warn him about toilets
March 31st, 1955; Feel like someone you know died Today, Watch Children of Person on TV
Move to Nevada, USA
Spend the rest of my life Nibbling on sponge cake and watching the sun bake, while Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Watch my Younger self Troll World in 1982


^Is a bit Tl;dr but a good Paradox-solving read. Not too Hard to Follow  ^-^
--- Quote from: Wheatley on May 24, 2011, 05:09:16 AM ---Civil War Period:

Color Video Camera (To take color videos of Abe Lincoln and to record his voice.)
SMG (Just give it to a Union soldier ;)
A copied Wikipedia article about the Assassination of Abe Lincoln to present to him.
A 2011 Edition APUSH History text book
An iPhone with all of my songs in it.

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Then have a Beer with the One of the Founding Fathers.
Proceed to make Lincoln the First President In Space.

cogsandspigots:
Go back and ask Euclid to divide by zero.

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Deathie:

--- Quote from: Tucker on May 24, 2011, 05:19:32 PM ---Go back and ask Euclid to divide by zero.

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--- End quote ---
Metal Gear Solid 3: TIME PARADOX

Alphaggot:

--- Quote from: Jack on May 24, 2011, 01:46:57 PM ---Causing the technology in our current period to be about 100 years advanced.

--- End quote ---

Fah keeng 4-D gaming. Step into the game and experience it first hand.

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