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Re: What I did for mothers day
« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2011, 10:06:28 PM »
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"Here ashley, let me help you fit your left titty in the swimsuit"
Sure thing  :money:

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Re: What I did for mothers day
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2011, 11:12:18 PM »
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Is it bad that the first thing I thought after reading op was "wtf there's cold stone in Kansas?"

Second thought was of course what devie said   ;)

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Re: What I did for mothers day
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2011, 12:07:58 AM »
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Just say shes your gf and threaten to complain to her manager. That'll make her piss off fo' sure.

Then again I don't live in any western country so I don't know how it works. Sales women here always look great  ;D.

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Re: What I did for mothers day
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2011, 12:09:41 AM »
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Just say shes your gf and threaten to complain to her manager. That'll make her piss off fo' sure.

Then again I don't live in any western country so I don't know how it works. Sales women here always look great  ;D.

this would work beautifully in jolly old over-PC America!