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Psst...read this before going to bed
« on: May 06, 2011, 08:14:35 PM »
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For those who don't know who the Slender Man is (note, I didn't type all of this, copy n' pasta ftw):

He is described as wearing a black suit strikingly similar to the visage of the notorious Men In Black, and as the name suggests, appears very thin and able to stretch his limbs and torso to inhuman lengths in order to induce fear and ensnare his prey. Once his arms are outstretched, his victims are put into something of a hypnotized state, where they are utterly helpless to stop themselves from walking into them. He is also able to create tendrils from his fingers and back that he uses to walk on in a similar fashion to Doc Ock, the Spider-Man villain in the Marvel Universe. The superhuman stretching ability could also be seen as a similiarty between himself and Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four. Whether he absorbs, kills, or mearly takes his victims to an undiclosed location or dimension is also unknown as there are never any bodys or evidence left behind in his wake to deduce a definite conclusion.



Not much is known, as no specific information is given within the thread about origins, but his objective and habitat are made very clear. He has the need to kidnap children, and is seen right before the disappearance of a child or multiple children. He seems to prefer fog enshrouded streets and wooded areas as a way to conceal himself from being noticed. It should also be noted that children have been able to see him when no other adults in the vicinity could. Children also have dreams or nightmares concerning The Slender Man before their disappearance. Confiding these stories to their parents are met with the usual parental admonition: overactive imaginations.



tl;dr:

Slender Suits - The Documentary of Slender Man

Note: I'll have fun going to sleep tonight also,

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 08:22:16 PM »
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im not a child... I should be okay right?


I don't like that picture at the playground...
oh god my little boy NO DAMMIT.
this is why my kids will be sitting at home playing violent video games.

edit: ya im not watching those videos fuck that.
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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 08:26:50 PM »
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Videos aren't really creepy lol.
Just imagining it would be though :L.


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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 08:28:07 PM »
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Just imagining it would be though :L.

A giant, skinny man in a suit with no fucking face blankly staring at you is something you don't want to imagine.

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 08:29:11 PM »
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A giant, skinny man in a suit with no fucking face blankly staring at you is something you don't want to imagine.

FUCK YOU

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 08:31:19 PM »
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A giant, skinny man in a suit with no fucking face blankly staring at you is something you don't want to imagine.

that guy from that one shitty movie um...nightmare before christmas or whatever its called

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 08:40:07 PM »
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Splendorman

slenderman was scary

splendorman made me shit bricks

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 08:42:25 PM »
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JACK FOR THE WIN
that guy from that one shitty movie um...nightmare before christmas or whatever its called

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 08:51:52 PM »
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NO I WILL NOT READ THIS B4 I GO TO BED. D:<

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 08:53:21 PM »
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A giant, skinny man in a suit with no fucking face blankly staring at you is something you don't want to imagine.
The only thing that pops up in my mind is Gman :/



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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 08:55:05 PM »
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im easily amused and im easily scared.

this is really scary.

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 08:56:24 PM »
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im easily amused and im easily scared.

this is really scary.

Hope you don't live by a forest  :trollface:

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 08:58:19 PM »
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Thomas:

i can’t sleep!

i can’t live!

You don’t know! YOU DON’T KNOW!

OH GOD! OH GOD! ITS COMMING

Police oficer:
THOMAS CALM DOWN

Thomas:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU AHH!

Police officer.
He needs detained, call secu-

OH HOLY SHI *GUN SHOTS*







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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 08:59:12 PM »
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Hope you don't live by a forest  :trollface:

sc
>everywhere is a forest
>window
>darkness

next week when I get up at 6am and leave at 630am = darkness outside.

You have no idea how badly that shit would scare me, from my front door to my car, I have to run and I shake uncontrollably trying to get the key into the door to unlock that shit hoping that I WON'T GET A HUG FROM SLENDOFAG FROM BEHIND.

FUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Re: Psst...read this before going to bed
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 09:00:48 PM »
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Hope you don't live by a forest  :trollface:

DAMN IT CAKE FACE, HOW DO I RECOVER FROM ALL OF THIS...

I'M LOCKING EVERY FUCKING DOOR ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
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