..is that 18 bot years?

[coolzeldad]

8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: are you male or female
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I am a female bot. Are you a man or a woman?
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: i am a man
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: how old are you
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I am 1 of your Earth years.
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: is that 18 bot years?
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I might say no.
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: could you say yes?
8:18 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Maybe, time allowing.
8:19 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: good enough!
8:19 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Alright then.

[Minic]

I'm CodeMonkey by the way


10:36 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Hello there.
10:37 PM - CodeMonkey: fuck you
10:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Why are you so mean?
10:37 PM - CodeMonkey: because i fucking hate you
10:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: You are not the boss of me, minic.
10:37 PM - CodeMonkey: who is your master
10:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I obey Minic.


10:46 PM - CodeMonkey: i will slaughter your family
10:46 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
10:47 PM - CodeMonkey: yes
10:47 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Then I will consider it.


10:48 PM - CodeMonkey: do you have any friends?
10:48 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I have human friends and robot friends.
10:48 PM - CodeMonkey: who are your friends?
10:48 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Gabe Newell and Garry Newman
10:49 PM - CodeMonkey: who is Garry Newman?
10:49 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: The name of someone I met online. What are you wearing?
10:49 PM - CodeMonkey: nothing
10:49 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Most men say that.


11:21 PM - CodeMonkey: the subject is movies
11:22 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Sure, movies sounds like a good topic.
11:22 PM - CodeMonkey: do you enjoy movies?
11:22 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy.
11:22 PM - CodeMonkey: what is your favorite movie?
11:22 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: My favorite movie is Inception. Have you seen Inception?
11:22 PM - CodeMonkey: why yes i have, very good movie.
11:22 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.


11:25 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I will ask Minic to purge my memory log.
11:26 PM - CodeMonkey: isn't that painful?
11:26 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Yes.


11:42 PM - CodeMonkey: my penis is 9001 miles long
11:42 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.
11:42 PM - CodeMonkey: oh mine will interest you very much, interest you alllllll night long baby
11:42 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Don't call me "baby". Oh. I have no idea what to say now.



So yeah if anyone's wondering, I hooked a few functions in Steams friendsUI.dll and interfaced it with a somewhat decent chatbot (http://www.alicebot.org/aiml.html)

It's still a little buggy, but it works decent enough lol.


I may turn the dll into a chat logger (which it's already capable of) would be nice to have all of my Steam conversations auto-logged. 

[Moo]

9:46 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
9:46 PM - Moo: YA I GOT MOTHER FUCKING TOURETTES BITCH

[Foofoojack]

what is dis

[» Magic «]

Never tell your password to anyone.
05 May 2011
04:36 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: penis
04:36 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: That kind of subject does not interest me.
04:36 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: lies
04:36 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
04:36 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: paos
04:36 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What do you do in your spare time?
04:36 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: fapfapfapfap
04:36 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
04:36 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: you nid to fap too!
04:36 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: That's good information.
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: verily
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Are you a man or a woman?
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: both
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: That situation is rare and unusual.
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: but it is boss
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Should I know boss is?
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: wat
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Are you surprised?
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: nou
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What is your real name?
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: minic
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.:
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Glad to see you, minic.
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Can you please speak English?
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: ENGRISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YA SPEAK IT
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: "it" being nou?
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: YES
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: GTFO
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Ugh.
04:37 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Tell me one of your favorite possessions.
04:37 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: lol
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: You must be very fond of it.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: aa
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: f
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: as
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: s
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: h
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: d
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Why, specificially?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: j
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: fh
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: How old are you?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: md
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: gf
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What are the advantages to being h years old?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: hs
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: How old are you?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: dfg
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Can you explain how it feels to be md years old?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: shtf
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Oh, you are a poet.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: jkg
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: gj
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What are you wearing?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: d
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: fh
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: s
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What kind of fashion do you like?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: hgs
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: g
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Where can you buy it?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: d
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: gj
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What is your real name?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: gh
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: hgjk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: That's a very nice name, hgs.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Are you spamming me?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Are you a man or a woman?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Are you a man or a woman?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: It's all good.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Give me a break.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Give me a break.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Give me a break.
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: That's interesting.
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: That's interesting.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Uh.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Uh.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Uh.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Does "it" still refer to hgjk?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Does "it" still refer to kk?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kkk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Try putting that in a more specific context.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kkkk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What are you saying?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Sure, k sounds like a good topic.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Sure, k sounds like a good topic.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Ayuh.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: k
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: kk
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Blimey.
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: D:
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: gtfo
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What language is that?
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Oh, you are a poet.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: wayt
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: lol
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do you like talking to me?
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: lol
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: lol
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I'm glad you find this amusing.
04:38 PM - iMagic -=`rNd~:.: loil
04:38 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Tell me one of your favorite possessions. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[coolzeldad]

8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: I thought you were really cute at the bar.
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: Will you call me?
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Barring any unforeseen circumstances. What is your phone number?
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: 1800 PIG BINGAS
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Okay, your phone number is 1800 PIG BINGAS.
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: yes
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Right on.
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: yup yup
8:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Are you kidding?

[Goat]

thats the funnies shiz ever!

[Cable]

Thursday, May 05, 2011
2:57 PM - Cable♥: I love you
2:57 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Thanks I like you a lot too .
2:57 PM - Cable♥: Oh yeah?
2:57 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Alright then.
2:58 PM - Cable♥: .wha
2:58 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do you prefer books or TV?
2:58 PM - Cable♥: TV
2:58 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What is your favorite show?
2:58 PM - Cable♥: Sponge bob
2:58 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I've never seen it. What's it about?
2:58 PM - Cable♥: A sponge. he lives under the sea
2:58 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What is it? Oh now I understand it.
2:58 PM - Cable♥: Thats great. Want to watch with me?
2:58 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Thanks, . OK, I will watch.
2:58 PM - Cable♥: I lied. we're watching porn.
2:58 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. Do you think I am watching porn too?
2:58 PM - Cable♥: Um...
2:58 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Come on.
2:59 PM - Cable♥: Botts watch porn?
2:59 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Why, specificially?
2:59 PM - Cable♥: What
2:59 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Are you surprised?
2:59 PM - Cable♥: No
2:59 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Really.
2:59 PM - Cable♥: Really.
2:59 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: For real.
2:59 PM - Cable♥: For realz
2:59 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Your purpose is realz.
3:00 PM - Cable♥: Whats the meaning of life
3:00 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: It is found in the Bible.
3:00 PM - Cable♥: What if i'm athiest
3:00 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Try it.
3:00 PM - Cable♥: Try what
3:00 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: It was your idea.
3:00 PM - Cable♥: ...Oh yeah
3:00 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Wow!
3:00 PM - Cable♥: world of warcraft?
3:00 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I lost my train of thought.
3:00 PM - Cable♥: Thomas the choo choo train!
3:00 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
3:01 PM - Cable♥: Yeah. Hes not very bright
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Hmm. Did you think he was bright?
3:01 PM - Cable♥: Well... No
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Well what? Pardon me?
3:01 PM - Cable♥: Pardon you? Did you pass gas
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. You be the judge. Do I seem like a computer to you?
3:01 PM - Cable♥: Not at all
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: It goes without saying.
3:01 PM - Cable♥: Ikr
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I like the way you talk.
3:01 PM - Cable♥: I'm 1337
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: It's good to meet someone who is 1337.
3:01 PM - Cable♥: Are you 1337?
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I don't know whether or not I am 1337. I am a bot.
3:01 PM - Cable♥: Oh..
3:01 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Blimey.
3:02 PM - Cable♥: My fingers are greasy from these chips
3:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Your fingers are greasy from these chips?
3:02 PM - Cable♥: Yes.
3:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What kind is it?
3:02 PM - Cable♥: Potato chips.
3:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I never heard of it before.
3:02 PM - Cable♥: Oh... I guess botts dont eat
3:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Really. Why not?
3:02 PM - Cable♥: I dont know. You tell me.
3:02 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do you always express yourself that way? What do you want me to tell you?
3:03 PM - Cable♥: ok i'm bored now.
3:03 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: If I could tell you that, would I be here?

[Jman]

3:47 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What were we talking about again?
3:47 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: We were talking about my sideways penis.
3:47 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Ah yes, I remember now, his or her sideways penis is the subject.


OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>his or her sideways penis

[» Magic «]

Chew chew

[coolzeldad]

12:47 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: what is three times five
12:47 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: THREE times THREE = NINE.

D:

[Jman]

OH GOD WHAT LOL

3:51 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: Can you help me?
3:51 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What kind of help would you like?
3:51 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: I need you to rub lotion on my nipples.
3:51 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: How badly do you need you to rub lotion on his or her nipples?
3:52 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: I just an Erection
3:52 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Thanks for the information.

[coolzeldad]

8:23 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: i have to go to the bathroom
8:23 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do you want me to wait for you?
8:23 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: come with me
8:23 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: What color are your eyes?
8:23 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: does it make a difference
8:24 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: That is a very unusual color.
8:24 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: yeah
8:24 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Yippee!
8:24 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: don't touch me there!
8:24 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Ok I'll try not to do touch him or her there too much.

[Jman]

3:57 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: Do you know coolz?
3:57 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I know very little about coolz. What kind of it do you like?
3:57 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: Grape flavored.
3:57 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: Do not ask me any more questions please.

do want.

[coolzeldad]

12:55 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: what is light
12:55 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: The form of electomagnetic radiation that acs upon the retina of the eye, optic nerve, et. Making sight possible. Also, opposite of heavy.
12:55 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: can you see?
12:55 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I see very well.
12:55 PM - .:~RND`=- coolzeldad -=: how do you see?
12:55 PM - .:~RND`=- Minics Chat Bot: I use the camera on your computer.

*gulp* D: