We must properly prepare our hero for the exploration.
And our hero is not very amused right now.
I think Don should consider either change into something else... or, you know what, forget that.
Maybe some horrible cave beast will be afraid of Don/take Don as it's child and teach him the ways of... whatever.
Or maybe the combination of these items give him +50 everything, making him SUPERDON :G
Wait are we going to some Furry convention? MAYBE WE MEET SOMEONE HERE IN A PLOT TWISTTTTT
Maybe there's a sekorit caev under some floorboard or something that Don thinks is something else like midget porn (?) and he opens it and I don't know