Tell jokes!
Armless's are playing football, one of them accidently kicks the ball outside the field, next to the feetless's.
So, the armless's decide to have little joke on them and they ask: 'Could you guys kick the ball over here?'
The feetless's answers: 'Jack off!'
That was the only joke i know AND can be translated... atleast somehow...
YOU! will tell moar. RIGHT NOW!