33...
22 + 11 = 33
seriously how did you get 44?
but that would mean he was around 10 when he impregnated someone...
"You wanna know how old your old man is, eh? Hmm, well I tell you what. I'm as old as your age, plus half my age."
If he was 33, that would mean half his age was 16 1/2, not 11.
Rocket was right,
"Your Age" 22 "Plus half my age" 44/2 = 22 + 22 = 44
Anyways, here's another doosey that got to me.
While walking through a market on vacation, you notice a small stand selling cameras. A camera-and-case set is selling for $310. The seller tells you that the camera cost $300 more than the case itself, and that the case costs the price for the set minus the cost of the camera.
You decide you'd rather wait on buying a care and opt to just buy the case along. You hand the seller a $100 bill and see his eyes light up. Think fast now!