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Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« on: April 12, 2011, 12:26:02 AM »
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Never tell your password to anyone.
Pyrophilia: Watching my girlfriend poop is the best
She pulls her pants down and squats over my chest
As I stare intently at the hole between her crack
I get frisky and slap my wiener on her back
Soon after her butthole opens wide
A turd so brown and fat, she cried
Then she pinched and it landed on my pecs
I was so turned on... well, you know the rest
A golden stream of urine on my face she directed
It was a lot more erotic than I expected.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2011, 12:36:46 AM by Carp »
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 12:31:45 AM »
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lol wtf you copied the whole thing
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 03:27:36 AM »
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That's pretty gross. I don't see the humor in it?
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2011, 03:32:35 AM »
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Quote from: Jman on April 12, 2011, 03:27:36 AM
That's pretty gross. I don't see the humor in it?
What kind of person would get turned on by that?
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 04:40:39 AM »
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It's like watching 2g1c ??? :'(
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2011, 04:50:43 AM »
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Hahaha... ha... ha.......    so.... funny.... 



Get out.  >:(


Seriously, any real reason you directed this to the discussion part of the forums?

I don't really see anything to discuss, just some demented toilet fascination.
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2011, 04:52:04 AM »
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You officially gave me a trauma.

No smex for meh.  :(
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2011, 07:18:30 AM »
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I'm so turned on right now.
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 10:48:36 AM »
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Dude, what?

._________.

I can safely say "Do Not Want".
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2011, 11:03:02 AM »
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Quote from: Xrain on April 12, 2011, 04:50:43 AM
Hahaha... ha... ha.......    so.... funny.... 



Get out.  >:(


Seriously, any real reason you directed this to the discussion part of the forums?

I don't really see anything to discuss, just some demented toilet fascination.

Pyro sent me this in a message. Apparently he found this on yahoo answers, and i thought it was hilarious so i posted it, if you have a better part of the forum to direct this to be my guest...
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2011, 11:17:18 AM »
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Quote from: Carp on April 12, 2011, 11:03:02 AM
if you have a better part of the forum to direct this to


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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2011, 12:01:11 PM »
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Quote from: Carp on April 12, 2011, 11:03:02 AM
Pyro sent me this in a message. Apparently he found this on yahoo answers, and i thought it was hilarious so i posted it, if you have a better part of the forum to direct this to be my guest...

So now shitting on people is hilarious? Please tell me what humor you find in this disturbing piece of text.
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2011, 12:41:07 PM »
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just thought i would put this out there:

Sorry you took this thread seriously.

I have a weird sense of humor.

Bye.

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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 12:44:43 PM »
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I find these more funnier http://funnyyahooanswers.net/
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Re: Funny Yahoo Answers Post.
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 12:46:02 PM »
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Now Carp is being quite unlike himself and raging over this thread, in which he quite hypocritically calls us out on taking it seriously when the following happened:

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3:34 PM - Carp: kiss ass....
3:34 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: are you shitting me?
3:34 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: i was the first fucking person to say it was disgusting
3:35 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: sorry nobody else finds humor in gross shit like that
3:35 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: don't give me the "kiss ass" bullshit
3:35 PM - Carp: you are lol
3:35 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: no
3:35 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: i'm definitly not
3:35 PM - Carp: you spelled that wrong btw When all else fails, correct my spelling? Nice one!
3:35 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: derp
3:35 PM - Carp: and im blocking you now
3:35 PM - .:RND`=- Jman: okay

Seriously, Carp. I actually respected you until now. You're raging at me because I disagree with your twisted sense of humor? That's quite immature, and yet again, very unlike you. Making this thread was bad enough, but then getting butthurt and raging at me over steam drew the line.

Lastly, do tell how I'm a kiss ass when I was the first person to post and all I did was state my opinion. If it's because I +1'd Shawn and Xrain you call me a kiss ass, you clearly don't know what the term "kiss ass" refers to.
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