everyone else:
(thinking: you sick son of a bitch how could you think like that)
me:
(thinking: holy crap i got to watch this) xD
1) dont speed around turns (my mom does, not good)
2) a seat belt choked my cousin in a car accident
3) ask for fucking directions if your lost (my mom doesn't, and we get lost every time we go somewhere new)
4) FAGGETABOUT that damn video lol, if you imagine it will, it really will