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OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« on: September 01, 2010, 05:55:28 PM »
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What a fucking piece of shit. Ok so im leaving school and shit, and as I was passing by a fucking high school some moron pulls out of the parking lot without looking and fucking almost made me hit him. Good thing I have god tier driving skills and fucking activated my special ability and shit and dodged that faggot.

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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 06:08:38 PM »
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NAW DAWG, WEN I GET MY LAMBOGEHNI, IMMA DRIFT ROUND TEH CORNERZ N..N GO 200MPH N DA SKOOL ZONEZ N SHIZ. ILL BE SO KOOL DAWG.

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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 07:20:22 PM »
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I ran over a bag of rice in the garage were i live. It sucks picking up every grain...
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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 08:03:17 PM »
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I ran over a bag of rice in the garage were i live. It sucks picking up every grain...

^^ this. O0
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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2010, 04:14:31 AM »
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>Age: 16
>Driving
wat

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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2010, 04:16:50 AM »
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>Age: 16
>Driving
wat




You can drive at 16....


DONZ R BACK!?!?!?

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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2010, 04:21:03 AM »
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You can drive at 16....
DONZ R BACK!?!?!?
This post is full of liez :cake:

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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2010, 07:38:09 AM »
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>Age: 17
> Illegally Driving.
>Half Asian.
wat.
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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2010, 08:58:44 AM »
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You can drive at 16....


DONZ R BACK!?!?!?
You can drive at 16....


drive at 16....

16

WAT

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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2010, 10:14:44 AM »
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You can drive at 16....


drive at 16....

16

WAT

wat? o.o

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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2010, 11:06:46 AM »
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Love it when someone turns off but immediately cut back over onto you he didn't even use a signal ffs... almost had a 3 car pileup with me included.



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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2010, 05:10:34 PM »
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A sign that clearly stated
"Road merging, Right lane must merge on left lane"

There was this redneck driving a huge pick up truck. I was driving behind a cop, cop was going 45. I was going 45 as well. Speed limit: 45.
Redneck pick up truck thought that this was too slow. He merged on the RIGHT lane attempting to pass me because I'm too slow.
He was giving me hand gestures like "SPEED THE FUCK UP".

Now he's on the right. Right lane was gonna end. Up ahead.
He sees there was a cop in front of me. So he tried to squeeze in between me and the cop on the left lane since right lane was ending. and he didnt want to pass the cop since he would have to speed more.

I'm like no. You're not squeezing in.

I sped up to where I was tailgaiting the cop so redneck guy couldnt squeeze in. Cop didnt mind.
Big redneck man with big cowboy hat was like BITCH LET ME PASS YOU.

No.

He ended up pulling over the emergency lane.



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Re: OMFG BAD DRIVERS
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2010, 05:28:07 PM »
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A sign that clearly stated
"Road merging, Right lane must merge on left lane"

There was this redneck driving a huge pick up truck. I was driving behind a cop, cop was going 45. I was going 45 as well. Speed limit: 45.
Redneck pick up truck thought that this was too slow. He merged on the RIGHT lane attempting to pass me because I'm too slow.
He was giving me hand gestures like "SPEED THE FUCK UP".

Now he's on the right. Right lane was gonna end. Up ahead.
He sees there was a cop in front of me. So he tried to squeeze in between me and the cop on the left lane since right lane was ending. and he didnt want to pass the cop since he would have to speed more.

I'm like no. You're not squeezing in.

I sped up to where I was tailgaiting the cop so redneck guy couldnt squeeze in. Cop didnt mind.
Big redneck man with big cowboy hat was like BITCH LET ME PASS YOU.

No.

He ended up pulling over the emergency lane.



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