This is Supertoaster's attorney, Phoenix Wright, I will be reading his will.
To my dear friend, Jman, I leave my house in the Maldives....
And a boot to the head.
To my beloved alcoholic friend, Coolzeldad I leave my entire wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey..
And a boot to the head.
And to my friend Deathie I leave all four seasons of
And a boot to the head.
And to my lawyer who is reading this will, I request that, oh god, that TWO RABID TASMANIAN DEVILS BE PLACED IN HIS TROUSERS
AHHH, HU HU HU, AHH, AND AND, AHHHH I LEAVE MY ESTATE IN NEW ENGLAND TO MY POOR FRIEND DEACON SO HE CAN AFFORD TO LIVE SOMEWHERE DECENT *sigh*