Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

[Tiger Guy]

2012

That reminds me of a video I saw Issac Newton. He predicted that the world would end in 2060.

Good thing most of us will be about 65-70 by thing. Mr. Franklin on the other hand....

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:'(

[» Magic «]

That reminds me of a video I saw Issac Newton. He predicted that the world would end in 2060.

Good thing most of us will be about 65-70 by thing. Mr. Franklin on the other hand....

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:'(

he can watch from the rNd heaven

[Foofoojack]

he can watch from the rNd heaven

Yes we have our reserved spot for .99c/mo

[BrotherBlade]

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Wait I just found something 

http://www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/justin-bieber-the-gay-propaganda-nazi

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/justin-bieber-denies-nazi-hermaphrodite-rumors

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With rumors swirling around Twitter about Justin Bieber being a “Nazi hermaphrodite,” the teen-pop sensation went into damage control mode and took to Twitter to defend herself.

“Having a swastika tattoo does not make someone a Nazi, nor does having both male and female genitals make one a hermaphrodite,’ Bieber tweeted to her followers.

I, for one, support Bieber in her efforts to quell these rumors. It’s about time she cleared the air. Why anyone would think such a lovely young woman is a hermaphrodite is beyond me.

You go, girl!

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"Here’s where Hot Topic comes in. By supporting the Biebs, Hot Topic promotes homosexuality since Emo kids and gays shop there. However, this story does contain the funniest definition I have ever heard of an “Emo boy.” Christwire defines them as “boys who wear tight purple pants and homosexual support shirts” and accuses them of starting trends of “attacking children with gay sex in dressing rooms of these stores.” It’s reported that this is a problem in high schools and malls across the country. I have not yet heard of this epidemic except for among politicians. I’m guessing it must be true if it comes from Christwire." 


Asphyxiation due to Laughter.  THIS IS THE BEST TROLL EVER. EVER.
THE FACT THAT SOMEONE THREW A WATER BOTTLE AT HIM MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. 
I WILL DEFEND THIS WITH SUCH LULZY HONOUR. Oh god FTW.  OLD BUT EPIC.

DOHOHOHOHOH-Hurr De Durr Fucking Lol.

THIS. I LOVE THIS ONE. IT WILL DIE WITH ME HOLY SHIT THIS IS.
"After the media’s shock at Bieber’s lack of knowledge, the pop sensation responded on his Twitter, yesterday, claiming he thought the host said “Jewman.”"
Jewman? Orly? Wat  Muahaha.
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=48944326433&topic=11308
http://christwire.org/2010/05/nazi-justin-bieber-recruits-outside-hot-topic-store/

Win.

[Frank]

Wait I just found something 

http://www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/justin-bieber-the-gay-propaganda-nazi

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/justin-bieber-denies-nazi-hermaphrodite-rumors

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

With rumors swirling around Twitter about Justin Bieber being a “Nazi hermaphrodite,” the teen-pop sensation went into damage control mode and took to Twitter to defend herself.

“Having a swastika tattoo does not make someone a Nazi, nor does having both male and female genitals make one a hermaphrodite,’ Bieber tweeted to her followers.

I, for one, support Bieber in her efforts to quell these rumors. It’s about time she cleared the air. Why anyone would think such a lovely young woman is a hermaphrodite is beyond me.

You go, girl!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

"Here’s where Hot Topic comes in. By supporting the Biebs, Hot Topic promotes homosexuality since Emo kids and gays shop there. However, this story does contain the funniest definition I have ever heard of an “Emo boy.” Christwire defines them as “boys who wear tight purple pants and homosexual support shirts” and accuses them of starting trends of “attacking children with gay sex in dressing rooms of these stores.” It’s reported that this is a problem in high schools and malls across the country. I have not yet heard of this epidemic except for among politicians. I’m guessing it must be true if it comes from Christwire." 


Asphyxiation due to Laughter.  THIS IS THE BEST TROLL EVER. EVER.
THE FACT THAT SOMEONE THREW A WATER BOTTLE AT HIM MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. 
I WILL DEFEND THIS WITH SUCH LULZY HONOUR. Oh god FTW.  OLD BUT EPIC.

DOHOHOHOHOH-Hurr De Durr Fucking Lol.

THIS. I LOVE THIS ONE. IT WILL DIE WITH ME HOLY SHIT THIS IS.
"After the media’s shock at Bieber’s lack of knowledge, the pop sensation responded on his Twitter, yesterday, claiming he thought the host said “Jewman.”"
Jewman? Orly? Wat  Muahaha.
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=48944326433&topic=11308
http://christwire.org/2010/05/nazi-justin-bieber-recruits-outside-hot-topic-store/

Win.

He once also said that being a fag was an election.


I was like *facepalm* all over the floor.