LOL, Tsunami, wasn't bad near here but considering Santa Maria is a few miles inland so
Morro Bay got some boats fucked up and the tide went so far in you can see where they were dredging the harbor.
Wait.
Haiti had an earthquake, then Chile, then Japan, next is either China, Phillapines, or California.
2012 conspiracy theorist are probably going "OMGZ END OF WORLD EMUNG US! HIDE"