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Very Funny Pick Ups.
« on: February 03, 2011, 07:10:04 PM »
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 07:53:23 PM »
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LOL.
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 08:23:49 PM »
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would have been better  if some girl screamed "IM 14 YOU PEDOPHILE!" then kicked his dick in
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 08:36:33 PM »
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Even I aint that bad.
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 08:37:56 PM »
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"Hey girls how are you?"

"No thanks."

"Oh no i'm not selling anythin-."

FAIL
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2011, 12:27:15 AM »
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At 1:35 the awkwardness is hilarious...

and In the very beginning he says
"I just shit my pants, can I have your number?" xD
"On a scale of 1-10 can I have your phone number?"
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2011, 12:48:14 AM »
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why, jenny, why?
where were you when i was 14? pathetic. you don't even know this guy
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2011, 05:01:02 AM »
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"I have a boyfriend"

"OH can i have his number?"

lol whut
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2011, 08:23:20 AM »
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I just shat my pants and I was wondering if I could have your number

lolwat
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2011, 11:35:49 AM »
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guy': "Hi excuse me ladies?"
girls: *keeps walking and doesn't even look at him* "Oh no thank you!"
guy: "....I..I'm not selling anything.."


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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2011, 12:24:22 PM »
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Hmmm..... he is missing one very good one that fails.
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2011, 10:52:07 PM »
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You mean:

"Hey wait a sec lady!"
"What?"
*Pulls out paper and pen from 'behind' her ear* "Can you put your phone number on this list please?"
"First, who's phone number is this?"
"Oh, my mothers."
"Hey, what's that on the pen?"
"Cougar juice, want some?"
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Re: Very Funny Pick Ups.
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2011, 02:31:23 PM »
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Quote from: memo3300 on February 04, 2011, 05:01:02 AM
"I have a boyfriend"

"OH can i have his number?"

lol whut
(Most likely bisexual)
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