This is why I don't go on facebook.

[Deathie]

I think I need to make new friends.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Allie Oh good lord there is a centipede in my bathroom
Chris CENTIPEDES? IN MY VAGI-- I MEAN BATHROOM?
Allie IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!
Andrew That's my dick
Allie It's tiny
Andrew Thankyou
Jayden yuo should fuse it with humans
Andrew You should suck my clitoris
Jayden you should massage my butthole
Allie i should what
Andrew Allie go away I'm massaging his cute little bumbum hole
Allie fuck you it's not cute
Jayden NO NO MORE EXPLORATION YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THE TRIANGLY IN MY CAVE
Andrew I FOUND AN ALASKAN BULL WOOOORM
Jayden ROFL
AndrewI just realised how wrong it sounds when it's described as big pink and furry
Jayden Wassat me-ohgod
Me Hey, I just got he---

JESUS CHRIST JAYDEN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
Jayden having sex at 100 mph being a building a motorcycle
Allie SON I AM DISAPPOINT
Andrew I'm the building
Jayden being gay
Me Uhh. I'll just walk over there, the door marked "exit".
Andrew That's my anus
Allie there is no exit
Me Ffffffffffffffff-
Andrew You can check out anyyy time you want buuut, you can neeeevuh leaveeee DOODDOUSKPTDBN (
Me
Jaydens anus used to pulse with energy.
Dirty and dangerous,
But alive and wonderful.
Now, it's something else.
The changes came slowly at first.
...He either didn't realize, or didn't care.See More
Me Ignore me. Been playing too much mirrors edge.
Allie oh god i lol'd
Andrew As long as I gaze up,
at jaydens bumhole
I am in paradiseee
Allie no this thread is about mirrors edge now
Me Why am I here again?
Andrew Jaydensbumhole is overly White and shiny and places I can jump to flash red
Allie FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE
Me ‎;~;
Andrew BAN THIS USER HE IS FLAMMING
Allie guy with totally nonsensical name you are welcome but molesterer is not.
Andrew At least I have boobs
Allie small ones
Me ‎"did you just do what I think you did?! God dammit girl! You made me spill Joe all over my keyboard"
Let your mind perceive what you want it to with that quote.
Allie who's joe
Andrew Joe is a slang word for coffee in america
Allie dude you're like a pokedex you like randomly appear whenever i encounter something i know nothing about
Me ‎.-.
It means coffee.
Nid play moar mirrors edge.
Allie was that at the part when she totally fucking ninja amazing'd that crane?
Andrew I win this thread
Me Yaap.
I still don't understand how you can fall about ten stories, roll, and not have a single scratch on you.
Allie they should've made it so blood splashes out cos thatd fit with the red/white colour scheme hurpa durpa
Andrew Like a period?
Allie very much like a period

[ursus]

what the fuck am i watching reading

fuck you death

[Deathie]

what the fuck am i reading

[Jman]

After reading this,

I'll just walk over there, the door marked "exit".

Also, I'll be in my lab.

[Cake Faice]

Also, I'll be in my lab.

 

[Deathie]

I'll just walk over there, the door marked "exit".

Yeah. I was typing on my iPhone, and it magically decided to erase my to. ;-;

[Rocket50]

Andrew You should suck my clitoris
Jayden you should massage my butthole
Allie i should what
Andrew Allie go away I'm massaging his cute little bumbum hole
Allie fuck you it's not cute

Oh god, what.

[Shawn]

Also, I'll be in my lab.

I'll be at the bar...

[Deathie]

I'll be at the bar...

OH GOD.

THE MENTAL IMAGE.

SHAWN DANCING ON THE BAR LIKE A STRIPPER

WHILE JMAN IS IN HIS LAB

ASDASDASDASDASDASDASD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jman]

OH GOD.

THE MENTAL IMAGE.

SHAWN DANCING ON THE BAR LIKE A STRIPPER

WHILE JMAN IS IN HIS LAB

ASDASDASDASDASDASDASD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMFG I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANS. DEAR GOD SAVE ME.

DO NOT WANT. CANNOT UNSEE. MY EYES. THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!  :'(

[Deathie]

OMFG I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANS. DEAR GOD SAVE ME.

DO NOT WANT. CANNOT UNSEE. MY EYES. THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!  :'(

LOL.
LOL.

OH GOD.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Also

DO NOT WANT. CANNOT UNREAD. MY EYES. THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!  :'(

 

[Devie]

I'll be at the bar...

for some reason. When I read this.. it reminded me of this song:
Rehab - Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar)

[Tomcat]

I think I need to make new friends.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Allie Oh good lord there is a centipede in my bathroom
Chris CENTIPEDES? IN MY VAGI-- I MEAN BATHROOM?
Allie IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!
Andrew That's my dick
Allie It's tiny
Andrew Thankyou
Jayden yuo should fuse it with humans
Andrew You should suck my clitoris
Jayden you should massage my butthole
Allie i should what
Andrew Allie go away I'm massaging his cute little bumbum hole
Allie fuck you it's not cute
Jayden NO NO MORE EXPLORATION YOU'VE ALREADY FOUND THE TRIANGLY IN MY CAVE
Andrew I FOUND AN ALASKAN BULL WOOOORM
Jayden ROFL
AndrewI just realised how wrong it sounds when it's described as big pink and furry
Jayden Wassat me-ohgod
Me Hey, I just got he---

JESUS CHRIST JAYDEN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?
Jayden having sex at 100 mph being a building a motorcycle
Allie SON I AM DISAPPOINT
Andrew I'm the building
Jayden being gay
Me Uhh. I'll just walk over there, the door marked "exit".
Andrew That's my anus
Allie there is no exit
Me Ffffffffffffffff-
Andrew You can check out anyyy time you want buuut, you can neeeevuh leaveeee DOODDOUSKPTDBN (
Me
Jaydens anus used to pulse with energy.
Dirty and dangerous,
But alive and wonderful.
Now, it's something else.
The changes came slowly at first.
...He either didn't realize, or didn't care.See More
Me Ignore me. Been playing too much mirrors edge.
Allie oh god i lol'd
Andrew As long as I gaze up,
at jaydens bumhole
I am in paradiseee
Allie no this thread is about mirrors edge now
Me Why am I here again?
Andrew Jaydensbumhole is overly White and shiny and places I can jump to flash red
Allie FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE
Me ‎;~;
Andrew BAN THIS USER HE IS FLAMMING
Allie guy with totally nonsensical name you are welcome but molesterer is not.
Andrew At least I have boobs
Allie small ones
Me ‎"did you just do what I think you did?! God dammit girl! You made me spill Joe all over my keyboard"
Let your mind perceive what you want it to with that quote.
Allie who's joe
Andrew Joe is a slang word for coffee in america
Allie dude you're like a pokedex you like randomly appear whenever i encounter something i know nothing about
Me ‎.-.
It means coffee.
Nid play moar mirrors edge.
Allie was that at the part when she totally fucking ninja amazing'd that crane?
Andrew I win this thread
Me Yaap.
I still don't understand how you can fall about ten stories, roll, and not have a single scratch on you.
Allie they should've made it so blood splashes out cos thatd fit with the red/white colour scheme hurpa durpa
Andrew Like a period?
Allie very much like a period

I dont even have a failbewk for this reason