Cakeinflicteroitits.
A disease where if you have the European genetic mutation Delta 32, the next time you eat a pasty with icing (a good chance it will be cake), protein from that pastry will infuse with your DNA, turning your skin cell's surrounded by your jugular vien into cake batter which cooks easily from the eat of your blood-cells, until your head is a complete, full, edible Cake with capabilities to see without any eyes, talk without a mouth and breath through the cake poors.
